Recent content by Shaz

Ahoy minions. You will worship me as your new Lord for I am great and will take my birthday, March 8th as your holy day. I put forth the terms of my religion: You will post boobies on the internet You will drive a turbo charged vehicle You will enjoy the wonder known as beer You will enjoy...

I believe to legal term "sold as seen" applies. AFAIK, no compression test, no sniff test, removal of the head. No mayo, no major white smoke. You were told it needed welding, you were told it needed work, 700 quid is a steal for a car that in mint condition is worth about 3 grand. You can't...

Because we all know that's how you lighten a flywheel....

More like, what the FUCK is going on in general?

Gotta love the name.

Not really... http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=224101 Have a flick through this. My personal favourite is the chap's "sin marks" which are good for 900whp!

I'm betting on BHG then you torching it. The wiring has been done by a total OCD wiring guru so I doubt that's going to be a problem.

At least it's easier to maintain. Sounds like the turbo isn't the only thing that's broken.

That imp with you in it wouldn't move with that engine.

If it's not perfect I'll fucking riot.

"Both walked away unhurt" Yeah until his dad got hold of him.

Oh wow you bought the Knight Rider car! I swear to God...

Call me a complete pig but that's the scariest bit. A woman whose walked in and taken over. Eeep.

If I couldn't tell people how fast my car is how would I shake my e-penis around? You mean there's another way?

I'm keeping with the VWs, another forum I go on is perfectly fine, they'll discuss things and they'll be men about it. ClubGTI are just the most closed minded ignorant bunch of dicks (with a couple of excepts, but yeah) I've ever come across.