What Grinds Your Gears?

[te72]

I hate the people who honk at you for not breaking traffic laws like they do.

I follow "no turn on red" signs. I don't cut people off to get out of a stop sign 5 seconds sooner. I don't pass people making left turns by going off the road around them.

People piss me off.

Well said. When people seem impatient, I like to wait an extra couple seconds, or wait just long enough to leave only yourself a gap to get into traffic. For extra good effect, pretend to stall the engine.

What grinds my gears is when the people at Chipotle don't know how to wrap my burrito and I get 3 bites of just rice, 2 bites of just steak and a burrito heel full of cold cheese. White people have weak burrito game.

Dude, you live in Wisconsin, what do you expect? I have a rule about Mexican food:

-If it was once a part of Mexico's territory, they probably can make good mexican food. Otherwise, forget it.

I can't stand people who are to lazy or stupid to check their blindspots.

I hear you there... nearly been run over twice around here. I can see you, why can't you be bothered to see me? :aigo:

What grinds my gears? People who tailgate me in the miata. Doesn't happen so often now with the blinding LED brake lights though

You know, having an ash tray full of pennies and flicking them from the shifter seemed to work for me... probably wouldn't throw rocks from the tires so much if you weren't so close... I've actually had people whose headlights went OVER my car before.

On a related note, what I would love to see on newer (read: fat and tall) cars, is a special glass, akin to prescription glasses, that would make it seem like you're going faster, and everything was closer.

 

[Poodles]

If anyone's interested in the miata brake lights, here's a pic: http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p57/viru52000/Miata/IMGP9147.jpg

Oh, last time I had some asshole with their high beams on behind me in the miata, I had the top down. I slowly turned around and looked at them

 

[te72]

Those look alright. Would be hilarious to turn around with a bazooka aimed at the asshole...

 

[IBoughtASupra]

When every woman is reading "50 Shades Of Grey."

Its the summary for the "Bad Boy Complex" every woman has.

 

[DreamerTheresa]

I haven't read it. I hear it's BDSM for the yuppie housewife crowd, which kind of grinds my gears, as they'll THINK they know what that scene is all about...

 

[Mr Bojangles]

Dude, you live in Wisconsin, what do you expect? I have a rule about Mexican food:

-If it was once a part of Mexico's territory, they probably can make good mexican food. Otherwise, forget it.

Haha I clearly wasn't looking for good Mexican food since I went to chipotle.

 

[te72]

I haven't read it. I hear it's BDSM for the yuppie housewife crowd, which kind of grinds my gears, as they'll THINK they know what that scene is all about...

Haha, aren't they in for a good surprise... Personally, I see none of it around here, so there's no way I would be offended by it whatsoever, BUT... I think it's rather amusing as a whole. Not my thing (that I know of) but I can appreciate it with a giggle.

Haha I clearly wasn't looking for good Mexican food since I went to chipotle.

Touchè sir...

 

[Zekiel]

What grinds my gears? People that parallel park and leave just enough space to trick someone into thinking their car will fit in said space. Nope. Then I look like an idiot after realizing the car won't fit.

 

[te72]

What grinds my gears? People that parallel park and leave just enough space to trick someone into thinking their car will fit in said space. Nope. Then I look like an idiot after realizing the car won't fit.

Well that all depends on the car you're driving. I bet I could have paralleled half of the cars I've owned into whatever space you're talking about...

 

[Zekiel]

More often than not it's the Supra or the Elantra. Sometimes happens with the truck, too.

 

[ifyouaint1sturlast]

When my girlfriend puts the toilet paper on backwards. Then says she does it because it "looks nicer". Then when I say that's retarded, she says it's better because "if we had animals" they wouldn't be able to spin it and roll it all out onto the floor..

but, we don't.

I love her to death but sometimes I hate the things people teach their kids :-\

 

[ifyouaint1sturlast]

Bad synchros always grind my gears..


My wife just says "damn, that girl has a huge ass! Look babe! *tugs on my shirt*"

Real women appreciate other hot women, not just themselves..

Sometimes I think she's tricking me when she tugs on my shirt and says "damn look at that girls tits!" .. I feel like if I look, I'll be in trouble, but, she swears otherwise..

 

[IJ.]

Sometimes I think she's tricking me when she tugs on my shirt and says "damn look at that girls tits!" .. I feel like if I look, I'll be in trouble, but, she swears otherwise..

 

[IBoughtASupra]

Sometimes I think she's tricking me when she tugs on my shirt and says "damn look at that girls tits!" .. I feel like if I look, I'll be in trouble, but, she swears otherwise..

+1

 

[te72]

More often than not it's the Supra or the Elantra. Sometimes happens with the truck, too.

Wait... Supra? Elantra?

Kelly?

Sometimes I think she's tricking me when she tugs on my shirt and says "damn look at that girls tits!" .. I feel like if I look, I'll be in trouble, but, she swears otherwise..

Man, that's as bad as that free candy van I used to visit on my way home from school... Fool me three times... asshole. :nono:

 

[DreamerTheresa]

Jeggings.

Jeggings grind the fuck out of my gears.

 

[RazoE]

The hell is a Jegging..?

Sounds....sexy..

 

[Zekiel]

Wait... Supra? Elantra?

Kelly?

Nope. Who's that?

My boyfriend accuses me of putting the toilet paper on backwards. I don't get why that's important. The important part is that there's toilet paper in the first place! Nobody likes getting stranded...

 

[DreamerTheresa]

Jeggings are leggings made to look like jeans. They are an abomination to every god and goddess ever.

http://www.amazon.com/Yelete-Distressed-Leggings-Black-Jeggings/dp/B006T9VU78

 

[RogueCustoms]

When my girlfriend puts the toilet paper on backwards. Then says she does it because it "looks nicer". Then when I say that's retarded, she says it's better because "if we had animals" they wouldn't be able to spin it and roll it all out onto the floor..

but, we don't.

I love her to death but sometimes I hate the things people teach their kids :-\

That's F*#&ing AWESOME!!! I told my wife when we were started living together that the TP had to go a certain way too.

EPIC