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IJ.

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exander said:
Alright IJ that did it. You made me post another pic:icon_evil

BTW the one on the left is my brother
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Just me or is there a resemblance? ;)

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NATAN666

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exander said:
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?

Because traditionally a driveway is a long often dirt road leading up to a house.

a parkway, im assuming, is because the first "roads" where "cars" (carriages) went on were probably in parks.. ie central park... thus parkway...

Why do they say pre-heat the oven?

An oven exists in two states:

Heated

-and-

Unheated

What the fuck is preheat? To heat before you heat?

as IJ said... its to heat the oven before you put the food in.

Where does a dentist go when he leaves the room?

How come there arent any round states?

He goes to work on other patients and do paperwork

and no round states because the land surveyors were much too drunk.

Why is there braile on the drive through ATM?

because its cheaper to produce one mould then two?

WHy is there a sign on the door that says "Seeing eye dogs ok?"

polite way of telling people who CAN see the sign with dogs to get the fuck out

well that about does it for ruining peoples fun
 

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NATAN666 said:
Because traditionally a driveway is a long often dirt road leading up to a house.

a parkway, im assuming, is because the first "roads" where "cars" (carriages) went on were probably in parks.. ie central park... thus parkway...



as IJ said... its to heat the oven before you put the food in.



He goes to work on other patients and do paperwork

and no round states because the land surveyors were much too drunk.



because its cheaper to produce one mould then two?



polite way of telling people who CAN see the sign with dogs to get the fuck out

well that about does it for ruining peoples fun

Dorkus... you're not supposed to answer them, just ponder.

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Supracentral

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NATAN666 said:
as IJ said... its to heat the oven before you put the food in.

So you "heat" the oven, you don't "pre-heat" it...

Preheat is stupid.

As a matter of fact most pre- words in our modern babble are.

You don't have a pre-existing medical condition. You have an existing medical condition.

You don't pre-screen passengers, you screen them.

People who mutilate the langage like this can pre-suck my genital situation... <- stolen from George Carlin. :biglaugh:
 

Joel W.

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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do bars have parking lots?
 

Facime

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"They always tell you at the airport get on the plane...I say fuck you, Im getting IN the plane...let the daredevils get ON the plane!"




I love George Carlin. Especially his latest stuff. Hes a real thinker and 99% of the time I agree with his stance on a topic. In fact, hes part of the reason I have my, what someone else called, "U-Jack" approach to life. One of my favorite topics he covers is about children.

"Something else Im getting tired of, is all this stupid BULLSHIT we have to listen to all the time about children. Its all you hear in this country...Children! help the children, what about the children, save the children...you know what I say? FUCK the children! FUCK 'EM! They are getting entirely too much attention...and I also know all you single dads and soccer moms who think you're such fuckin heros arent gonna like this, but somebody's gotta tell you for your own good. your children are overrated and overvalued, you've turned them into little cult objects, you have a child fetish and its not healthy."
 

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I can't tell if I'm smarter by reading all of this or more confused? It doesn make for interesting reading though.