Spam e-mail headers

[IJ.]

What's the strangest/funniest you've received?

Today's winner here is "Men with big penises go to heaven!"

Wonder where small guys go?

Also got "Paris Hilton Pregnant by Aliens"

Have trouble believing even an alien would hit that without a Condom

 

[Doward]

I don't get spam.

 

[GrimJack]

I still consider the ads for bigger tits to be pretty funny. My tits are pretty big already, thanks.

 

[Poodles]

"Paris Hilton infected with cockroaches" is one I got...

Ut all goes to my spam box, but I do look in there to make sure my filters don't stop something I needed...

 

[buckshotglass]

"SpongeBob named in Paris Hilton paternity lawsuit."

"Paris Hilton's vagina bites penguin"

I always like the "you will have a pyramid in your pants."

 

[Tango_hotel]

I got,

"paris hilton wrestles in excrement"

 

[IJ.]

From the AntiSpam folder this morning...

"Paris Hilton gives birth to Twins...Aliens"

 

[greg88]

"Paris Hilton crowned 'Miss Vagina 2008' "

 

[Chrisfrom1986]

Man dies inside Paris Hilton

Slightly annoyed that Im getting it in my private email which is hardly ever given out to anyone...

 

[Tanya]

I am only getting Viagra spam.


wtf.

 

[IJ.]

I am only getting Viagra spam.


wtf.

If your penis isn't big and hard you don't get into Heaven of course

 

[Tanya]

Uh I dont has a penis, so am I going to hell anyway?




It's ok, all the cool people are going there lol

 

[IJ.]

Uh I dont has a penis, so am I going to hell anyway?




It's ok, all the cool people are going there lol

You may not have one but you have a nice place to put one
(damn now I'm goin to hell as well)

 

[GotBoost?]

Uh I dont has a penis...

Right, which means you can get as many as you want...

 

[Tanya]

(damn now I'm goin to hell as well)

we're gonna have the best seats! :evil2:

 

[IJ.]

Tanya :naughty:
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"Paris Hilton's bust goes missing"

Now if there was ANYTHING that would prevent me opening an e-mail it'd be the mention of the trust fund whore in a header.... :nono:

 

[buckshotglass]

Paris vows not to write book until she reads one first.

 

[IJ.]

This just in now.......

"Paris Hilton Lands Leading Role in New Broadway Musical Production"

 

[tlo86]

"take the knighthood survey and receive 2000 additional credits!" nfi what this was about but it was sitting in my spam box

 

[Chrisfrom1986]

"take the knighthood survey and receive 2000 additional credits!" nfi what this was about but it was sitting in my spam box

Thats not Paris Hilton related!