I come home tonight to find a piece of paper under my wiper reading this:
"1-28-12
Would you PLEASE NOT leave your car running for so long? Day or, night it IDOL'S for 10-20 min. Wakes people up. It is VERY, VERY loud. Thank you, yo'ur neighbor's."
First of all, it pisses me the FUCK off that someone had the balls to touch my motherfucking car.
Second, suck a fat cock. In the day I will let it idle for however the fuck long I want, which is usually 5-6 minutes if the temperature is above freezing. At night, I coast slow and let it idle for maybe 10 seconds before I shut it off so I don't bother people.
Third, if you can't fucking spell idle then don't try to make an argument with me. All underlines and retarded grammar is correct as per the note.