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mcpcola

mcpcola

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Ok guys i am a Anti-Spam Tech i review emails and code rules to block them from thousands of servers. This one came in and I had to share.

subject : 710

A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "Wh at is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.
He gave her a piece of paper a nd a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right There"






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SupraMario

SupraMario

I think it was the google
Mar 30, 2005
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I know this is racist but bite me.

I thought it goes.
What do you call 710 black people at the bottom of the ocean.
OIL.
 
OneJoeZee

OneJoeZee

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mcpcola said:
Ok guys i am a Anti-Spam Tech i review emails and code rules to block them from thousands of servers. This one came in and I had to share.

subject : 710

A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "Wh at is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.
He gave her a piece of paper a nd a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right There"






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:lol: ive never heard it before. thats funny
 
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IJ.

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I was talking with the parts guy at a Holden dealership way back and he was telling me about some of the less than bright customers....

One wanted a "Roar" and went into great detail trying to explain what it was!

The Corp logo for Holden is a Lion and he wanted the badge on the trunk lid!

Another wanted a "Turn Slowly" this took em a bit of time to figure out it ended up being a radiator cap :)!
 
??supra

??supra

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: hah the 710 joke is really good


but this is down right fucking hysterical :yelrotflm :yelrotflm
americanjebus said:
not as bad as the lady down the street that put crisco in her engine.

"its oil isnt it?????"
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isnms

isnms

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http://www.computerjokes.net/126.htm
Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away Susie called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error." A puzzled expression ran riot over Susie's face. " 'An ID ten T' error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?" He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever seen an 'ID ten T' error before?" Susie replied, "No." "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." . . . . . . . . . . I D 1 0 T .
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