You might be a Honda owner if.....
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IJ.;1465438 said:"Captain Slow"
What threw me off is I'm pretty sure that pic was his sig at one point, so I just ignored it, and figured he was talking about a car.
Ian, I miss you too.
my mom has a Honda Pilot but it doesn't really fit the descriptions in this thread.
lewis15498;1465442 said:
my mom has a Honda Pilot but it doesn't really fit the descriptions in this thread.
You like to get 400+ miles on a tank of gas
you like reliability
you need a good DD
You should have put it: you might be a honda ricer if...
You think Neons are cool
You have fake brake rotors/calipers
Your shift knob lights up
You have a 3" exhaust on a N/A 1.5
Your saving for a B-series swap on your $300 rats nest
you cut your stock springs because $100 for drop springs is too much
You put a Air filter over the stock throttle body and call it a mod
you install a nitrous purge but not the kit
Your ebay body kit is held on with wood screws
you like reliability
you need a good DD
You should have put it: you might be a honda ricer if...
You think Neons are cool
You have fake brake rotors/calipers
Your shift knob lights up
You have a 3" exhaust on a N/A 1.5
Your saving for a B-series swap on your $300 rats nest
you cut your stock springs because $100 for drop springs is too much
You put a Air filter over the stock throttle body and call it a mod
you install a nitrous purge but not the kit
Your ebay body kit is held on with wood screws
hey, come on now i have a 15yr old honda, it gets great mileage and starts on the first pull, cuts well and even bags, reminds me i gotta sharpen the blade and replace the drive belt before next summer
You know your a honda owner when you add a wing to your car and think it will make you faster in a straight line. You know your a honda owner when you think your bad ass because you get better gas mileage but so does a geo but who would be caught dead in that shit. I will pay the extra money to not look like your a grandma on the way to bingo.
Hey i've had a couple hondas,
I loved my prelude 4ws
Wasn't a bad car, but every car group has there own ricers in some way shape or form.
I got a friend that seems to think that his b20 Frankenstein swap is gonna run 11s in the quarter with an all motor build. He seems to think he has unlimited top end... But the ones that really annoy me is the stock ones with fart cans, neons, big ass spoilers (F&F style) and are obsessed with vtec
A funny video if you guys haven't seen it
I loved my prelude 4ws
Wasn't a bad car, but every car group has there own ricers in some way shape or form.
I got a friend that seems to think that his b20 Frankenstein swap is gonna run 11s in the quarter with an all motor build. He seems to think he has unlimited top end... But the ones that really annoy me is the stock ones with fart cans, neons, big ass spoilers (F&F style) and are obsessed with vtec
A funny video if you guys haven't seen it
if u search craiglist for JDM parts rather then screwing ur g/f. (yes true story i know a guy)
you are in high school
if you think racing teams is cool.
if u brag more about power to weight ratio
if u have a loud sound system that is not needed
you are in high school
if you think racing teams is cool.
if u brag more about power to weight ratio
if u have a loud sound system that is not needed
...and you still drive it.--Golli;1465453 said:...when it ends up like this...
And if you add an intercooler...and nothing else.
...you need a dd for while your car is in the garage lol.emiliorescigno;1465681 said:
...you car is covered in stickers of brands you're not sponsored by, and of parts you don't even have.
...your car has the power of a lawnmower.
...you do own a lawnmower.
...you ball in your NSX.
you shop Ebay for random aftermarket stickers
you look for the tallest wing with the most decks
you want to race anybody and everybody
you love neon lights and put them everywhere on and in your car
you have steelies in the front with aftermarket rims with low profile tires in the back
you have stickers that say "illest" on your car
you look for the tallest wing with the most decks
you want to race anybody and everybody
you love neon lights and put them everywhere on and in your car
you have steelies in the front with aftermarket rims with low profile tires in the back
you have stickers that say "illest" on your car