Ok, So friday my friends and I were going to boise.
About 15 miles away from the mall, I had a Jolt Energy Drink and i shook it up and opened it, and it went All over my pants like i pissed myself, so Now were in boise and my friend dropes us at the mall thinking people would be smart and notice my shirt is went down to my pants, Well i guess not i walk in the mall and people are like omg that kid pissed his pants, bla bla bla like everyone thought i did and yea, it was pretty gay, so i went in the bathroom for an hour and a half, using toliet paper to dry my pants, i used 2 of those monster Rolls to get it pretty much dry, i Leave outside the malll because my friends were waiting for me, a Dude Runs by and i ask him for a lighter because i didnt have anything to light my Smokes, So he's like yea actually its at my car if u wanna follow me, so i do and he starts talking to me and Wanting me to smoke a bowl with him quizzing me asking me shit so i answer some of his questions (my friends were back inside the mall) i tell him im a mechanic and he's askes me if i'll fix is car, i tell him i live 60 miles away and he tells me, O i'll drive to mtn home tonight bla bla bla, Asking me if i wanan go somewhere to eat and have a beer and watch how much he drinks and everything, well Long story short, im sure he wants to fuck me.. hes like 48 and crazy and shit. anyways i txt my friends to hurry the hell up so they come out like 10 min after and he starts talking to me asking if we wanna go drink and shit kept asking if i wanna smoke a bowl , no of us are age and we even tell him that, and he steps away and says wow Illegals and asks us if he wants to drink again, so yea, anyways, Then my friend that brought us to boise was hanging out with this chick(drinking and getting laid), we ended up walking around for 5 1/2 hours in the cold when this little drunk run away kid follows us and wont leave, so were back in mtn home and I figure my day cant get any worse, so I go home, and my Cat puked all over my carpet when i was away..
So if anyone read any of this, this was a Short summary of my Shitty ass day...
there was more, but some of the highlights....
About 15 miles away from the mall, I had a Jolt Energy Drink and i shook it up and opened it, and it went All over my pants like i pissed myself, so Now were in boise and my friend dropes us at the mall thinking people would be smart and notice my shirt is went down to my pants, Well i guess not i walk in the mall and people are like omg that kid pissed his pants, bla bla bla like everyone thought i did and yea, it was pretty gay, so i went in the bathroom for an hour and a half, using toliet paper to dry my pants, i used 2 of those monster Rolls to get it pretty much dry, i Leave outside the malll because my friends were waiting for me, a Dude Runs by and i ask him for a lighter because i didnt have anything to light my Smokes, So he's like yea actually its at my car if u wanna follow me, so i do and he starts talking to me and Wanting me to smoke a bowl with him quizzing me asking me shit so i answer some of his questions (my friends were back inside the mall) i tell him im a mechanic and he's askes me if i'll fix is car, i tell him i live 60 miles away and he tells me, O i'll drive to mtn home tonight bla bla bla, Asking me if i wanan go somewhere to eat and have a beer and watch how much he drinks and everything, well Long story short, im sure he wants to fuck me.. hes like 48 and crazy and shit. anyways i txt my friends to hurry the hell up so they come out like 10 min after and he starts talking to me asking if we wanna go drink and shit kept asking if i wanna smoke a bowl , no of us are age and we even tell him that, and he steps away and says wow Illegals and asks us if he wants to drink again, so yea, anyways, Then my friend that brought us to boise was hanging out with this chick(drinking and getting laid), we ended up walking around for 5 1/2 hours in the cold when this little drunk run away kid follows us and wont leave, so were back in mtn home and I figure my day cant get any worse, so I go home, and my Cat puked all over my carpet when i was away..
So if anyone read any of this, this was a Short summary of my Shitty ass day...
there was more, but some of the highlights....
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