The World's Shortest books

[MDCmotorsports]

FRENCH WAR HEROES

by Jacques Chirac
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY BEAUTY SECRETS

by Janet Reno

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ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Barney Frank (D-Mass)

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL


by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:



THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY


By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF
PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT
DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
By Jebodiah Smith

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton

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How to Love your Kurdish Neighbors

by Sadam Hussein

 

[MK3Brent]

R D R R

 

[Quin]

lawlz

 

[MKIIINA]

awesome john!

 

[jam4484]

Hahaha! The only one I have ever heard was the french war heroes one....speaking of that....

The french got a new 6 speed tank. One gear forward and five reverse...even comes with a surrender flag!

Jon

 

[SupraMario]

Nice! LOL

 

[ArthurRitus]

Hahaha! The only one I have ever heard was the french war heroes one....speaking of that....

The french got a new 6 speed tank. One gear forward and five reverse...even comes with a surrender flag!

Jon

lolololololol lmfao

 

[trydrew]

Hahaha! The only one I have ever heard was the french war heroes one....speaking of that....

The french got a new 6 speed tank. One gear forward and five reverse...even comes with a surrender flag!

Jon

CLASSIFIED:

-French Rifle, never shot, dropped once. Good condition!

 

[ValgeKotkas]

Just now realized the joke... Goood

 

[Kai]

Mmmm...insulting another nation. So mature and intelligent... :nono:

 

[ValgeKotkas]

But funny:biglaugh:

 

[Kai]

No, just juvenile.

 

[MDCmotorsports]

 

[IJ.]

"The average Mk3 owners mechanical apptitude"
by I'ma Drifter

 

[MK3Brent]

Excuse me sir, but apparently your "give a damn" is busted.

 

[suprahero]

CLASSIFIED:

-French Rifle, never shot, dropped once. Good condition!

:yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm

Those are pretty good Jon................:biglaugh:


Things I know about politics.
By: Suprahero



Things I've done in -20 degree weather
By: Suprahero

 

[MDCmotorsports]

"TORQUE"

By 1jz.

"I BEAT BHG, AND YOU CAN TOO"

By 7mgte

 

[Kai]

"Prescription Drugs are Bad"

by Rush Limbaugh

"I beat anorexia"

by Rosie O'Donnell

 

[MK3Brent]

"How to get special midnight meals, and exercise bikes to pedal towards Mecca!"
By: Prisoners in Guantanamo

 

[suprahero]

"TORQUE"

By 1jz.

That's not very funny...................:3d_frown:



:biglaugh: