pics of your girl thread made me sad

[Stanzaspeed]

the supra is definately therapy. Im so glad i bought another one. no matter how bad my day is its always there to meet me when i get home from the refinery.

i have been without a functional relationship for over a year now. partially because im a tad introverted and dont often go out and look for a woman. I get lonely when i sit down and think about it, so i do my best not to. I just go burn through a quarter / half tank of premium on some nice roads and laugh at all the people looking at me funny in the rhd car :biglaugh:

 

[IJ.]

The more I know about Women the more I like cars

 

[SupraDerk]

lol, so many broken and defeated guys on here! I don't know...I'm starting to get bored with having tons of hobbies in order to cover up my scared and battered heart! I needs me a woman now...


Mainly because I don't have a radio in the Soup and long trips get boring...hehe

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

Hahaa, put a radio in then you bum.

 

[SupraDerk]

lol, I keep meaning to...but then again, you can't make out with the radio :naughty:

 

[jdub]

As if domestic ones don't. Until you've dealt with certain brands of foreign women you'll never realized just how bottom of the barrel the local talent is. And once you do you'll never go back to them...ever.

I'm with JJ...American women are spoiled rotten and it's our own damn fault. My wife is half German, half Ukrainian...she's got her quirks, but treats me very good.

 

[IJ.]

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
















A: That's irrelevent what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?

 

[jdub]

LOL :joshers:

Why are women's feet smaller than mens?













So they can stand closer to the sink :naughty:

 

[IJ.]

Q: How do you make a woman orgasm?



















A: Who cares

 

[jdub]

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me lookfat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
. . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

 

[Ckanderson]

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
















A: That's irrelevent what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen? And for that matter, who gave the bitch shoes?

added to...

 

[jetjock]

I'm with JJ...American women are spoiled rotten and it's our own damn fault. My wife is half German, half Ukrainian...she's got her quirks, but treats me very good.

No kidding. Mine 100% Ukie. There are no finer women on Earth. Why anyone would deal with the typically fat, materialistic, androgynous chix with dix that pass for American women are beyond me.

 

[Ckanderson]

i hooked up with a ukie once... worst kisser EVER..... just put her tounge straight out..... fuckin sucked...



Bleh.

 

[jdub]

No kidding. Mine 100% Ukie. There are no finer women on Earth. Why anyone would deal with the typical fat, slovenly, androgynous things with practically zero femininity that pass for American women are beyond me.

Her Mom's German, so she IDs more with that side. But she lacks the...how should I say this...the German "superiority thing". She can be damn stubborn though And you are correct JJ...100% feminine...keeps herself looking very nice :love:

 

[jetjock]

That's one of their good traits alright, especially if they weren't born here. It's amazing how feminine they are. And totally devoted to husband and family.

There is nothing like homegrown though. My wife and I make a tidy sum running a little introduction agency over there. Some of the foreigners flocking to Eastern Europe these days for the women are a bit weird at times but their money is still green

 

[jdub]

You need to hook theWeezL up man He'll never go back!

 

[jetjock]

I told him but he won't listen. Then again my wife is pretty protective of her girls. There are way too many losers in the biz. I'm not all that comfortable dealing with them at times but if they check out and are willing to make the effort they're good to go. And I agree, they'll wonder why they didn't do it earlier. All I'll say is looking at some of the girls we deal with...well, I wish I was younger

Here's the site she has some of her girls on: http://tinyurl.com/pl9by

Click on the lower right where it says "ТОП-100" These are ordinary Ukie girls, not models.

 

[Allan_MA70]

wow! so whats the deal they just want out and will cop an ugly guy for residence?

 

[jdub]

These are ordinary Ukie girls, not models.

OMG....:aigo:
I see what you mean about being younger...geez!

What I've seen in my travels is a lot of the Eastern European women really like American men...been told many, many times a good American guy is a catch. We treat them good compared to what they get from their homeland.

theWeezL...they're out there man! You can have your Supra and a woman to share it with

 

[SupraDerk]

Alright, I'm a sad shell of a man again. Tomorrow = detail the Supra day...then after I detail it...detail it again.