I just found the funniest Supra vs Comparison article

[SupraOfDoom]

http://www.rstack.com/autoxs/autoxs.html

Supra vs a Catalina! The winner is the funniest part.

Edit, dont forget to read the stats of the cars , and the bottom comparison.

 

[buckshotglass]

My car has a nut cooler.

 

[suprahero]

The Catalina was blue..........therefore it should win everytime. It also only costs .24 per pound...............:biglaugh:

 

[starscream5000]

Nut cooler FTW!

 

[vas85]

This excerpt from that article put me on the floor... LOL

"Both cars show considerable body roll in tight corners, though here at turn 4 at the Laguna Hills test facility the Supra is going three times as fast as the Catalina."

 

[starscream5000]

Duh, maybe that's why it had some roll .

 

[fiyota]

lol... "Both cars have very large, impressive engines. We have no idea how they work."

 

[ValgeKotkas]

We subjected them to our usual procedures; acceleration, braking, cornering, slalom, skidpad, etc. The Supra dominated in acceleration, braking, cornering, slalom, skidpad, etc

haha

 

[swaq]

nice, I guess it just goes to show that you can make any car win a comparison if you want (makes me think of those 300ZX vs. Supra videos...)

 

[CampbellsChunkySoupra]

catalina FTW... haha!

 

[boostadikt]

im gonna go trade my supra for a catalina right now!

 

[Jaguar_5]

ROFL!!!
Best review ever!!!!!!

"The Supra's speed, agility, high performance, and it's superb high speed feel proved to be its biggest downfall. Upon the open freeway, staffers would find themselves screaming at the traffic, since it prevented them from using the Supra's great capabilities."

QFT!

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

We had the fortunate occurence of helping a staffer's friend move from Newport Beach to Corona, about an hour's drive. After driving two round trips with the Supra jam-packed full of clothes and other miscellaneous stuff, we turned to the Catalina to finish the job. In the last trip, we moved a stereo, big screen television, a nighstand, a futon, 3 bicycles, 1 motorcycle, a Miata, and a refrigerator in the Catalina. We had a great feeling of joy and pride in driving the Catalina at it's finest down "The 55" into the mountains (at 8mph in traffic, of course.)

 

[Fuzz420]

:rofl: @ this article

Our staffer is happy to report that the Catalina fits well on a flat bed tow truck, and even better behind a regular chain tow truck. We found the Supra did an excellent job of transporting the Catalina's driver behind the tow truck to the repair shop. AAA could not have been more helpful, though we scorn their policy of only permitting three free tows per year.

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[johnathan1]

Wait...it didn't BHG?

 

[kylefoto]

"Both cars have very large, impressive engines. We have no idea how they work."

LOL
best part of the whole article.

 

[suprageezer]

Like I always say, It's obvious some folks get thier hands on bad crack, cause that's the only way to explain that article LOL

 

[CRE]

I love this article. My boss is a big time classic car freak and his wife is constantly nagging him to get her a MKIII, perhaps this will finally help him win the argument.

 

[wlsupraMKIII]

ROFL!!!
Best review ever!!!!!!

"The Supra's speed, agility, high performance, and it's superb high speed feel proved to be its biggest downfall. Upon the open freeway, staffers would find themselves screaming at the traffic, since it prevented them from using the Supra's great capabilities."

QFT!

What you said was funny and that part made me laugh. I was going to quote it but you bet me to it. But this is funny too... Well to me it is....

"One staffer actually gouged one of his own eyes out while driving"


"Braking
70-0 mph..... Thanks to the airbag, you never have to worry about "braking" "

yeah i know im wierd in the head.. lol

 

[SupraOfDoom]

It was very random finding this.