How happy am I

[lanternman]

So, I've been sitting on my ass all day watching the ultimate fighter marathon, and my brother just comes in to tell me that someone egged my car. How much do I want to beat someones ass. I'm too old to have any bad relations with any high school punks (no offense to any high school aged folks, I was too once, and I wasn't a piece of shit then either), and I don't have bad blood with anyone else that I am aware of, just a random act of cocksuckery. They did a pretty good job too, and I was the only car on the block as far as I can tell. Bunch of jealous douche bags. I'm not really that broken up about it, I'm on my way to the carwash now, I just thought the timing was perfect. :bigun2:

 

[IJ.]

I often wonder if these little cockgobblers realise how bad the beating is going to be if they're caught doing this shit ....

I had some prick key the right rear 1/4 panel on mine during an interstate trip and would not have hesitated to hospitalise him if I'd caught him.

 

[Stanzaspeed]

i got it once before myself, square in the windsheild. i had a few ideas who it was, dumb drunk friends, stupid kids next door, or my ex gf and her friends that also lived a street away.

it was obviously intentional as my car was the only one hit. there was nothing else on any car anywhere. on top of that later my dad's truck got hosed in mustard one night when i had it

either way i had to drive half blind to a gas station to scrape dried egg off my windsheild.

 

[lanternman]

I think that's the part that gets me the most. I don't even know two people who could stand in front of me and do that shit, so I can pretty much guarantee they wouldn't have stood a chance if I had been present. It's like you have a mother's strength when you see someone attacking your baby (only in a manly way :biglaugh.

edit:
I guess I should also point out that I was planning to put the car away for the winter this weekend, so that makes the timing even more perfect. I guess it was just an excuse to wash it one more time.

 

[robbo185]

when i get my car the way i want it, on weekends i will sit on my front lawn drinking beer with a baseball bat sitting next to me....that should keep people away.

i will have no friends..but my car will remain nice

 

[lanternman]

^ I like the way you think. Who needs friends anyway. If the weather was a bit nicer I'd be tempted to do that. We'll see what happens tonight.

 

[CTsupra]

nothing better than covering an entire car with "post its"

 

[SupraMario]

nothing better than covering an entire car with "post its"

and then getting your legs broken by the guy on his front porch with a baseball bat. :biglaugh: