Bums outside 711

[robeats91t]

I remember one time in Atlanta I gave a bum a handful of change, and then crossed the street. I looked back at him while I waited to cross the other street and he was picking pennies and nickels out and throwing them in the trash!

Months later I was harassed by a bum in a restaurant parking lot, saying "he needed a few bucks for food for his wife and kid." Instead of giving him some cash I told him I'd bring him out a sandwich. Of course, when I came out w/ a doggie bag of my leftovers, he was nowhere to be seen.

Effing lazy ass bums. I'll never offer them money ever again. All the con artists out there really piss me off.

 

[NDBoost]

^QFT

 

[Shytheed Dumas]

Jayhall's post reminds me of a good one. My wife and I hosted a big pizza party once and at the end of the night we were left with about 7 pizzas. My father-in-law had them stacked up in his arms and was crossing the street when a couple came up to them.

"Sir, my wife and I haven't eaten in days. We need some money so we can buy some rice or something for us and the kids. Can you help?"

FIL: "Well, buddy this is your lucky day - you can have every single one of these pizza's."

Bum: "Uhhhhh, well, uhhh, yeah sure..."

About then my father in law starts walking away without the pizzas when the guys comes chasing after him... and asks for a few dollars to buy some Coke. I assume he didn't mean soft drinks. :nono:

 

[92turbo4life]

damn sure uhh yeah lol

 

[jtamulis]

I useually say: "If you can name the seven dwarfs, I'll give ya $20." The ones
that truely need money will sit down and try to remember, the ones who don't
are like I can't and walk away.

2 s's, 2 d's and three emotions: Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Grumpy,
and Bashful.

Jeff

 

[swaq]

I useually say: "If you can name the seven dwarfs, I'll give ya $20." The ones
that truely need money will sit down and try to remember, the ones who don't
are like I can't and walk away.

2 s's, 2 d's and three emotions: Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Grumpy,
and Bashful.

Jeff

That's a clever idea.

 

[Jayhall]

I useually say: "If you can name the seven dwarfs, I'll give ya $20." The ones
that truely need money will sit down and try to remember, the ones who don't
are like I can't and walk away.

2 s's, 2 d's and three emotions: Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Grumpy,
and Bashful.

Jeff

i like that, most would just say nevermind and walk.

 

[shaeff]

lol isnt jail like a break for them...
somewhere to sleep shower eat n shit, along with unlimited free sex?

fixed that for ya

-shaeff

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

lol isnt jail like a break for them...
somewhere to sleep shower eat n shit, along with unlimited free man sex?

fixed that for ya

-shaeff

Fix fixed.

 

[shaeff]

Touché

-shaeff

 

[IJ.]

I useually say: "If you can name the seven dwarfs, I'll give ya $20." The ones
that truely need money will sit down and try to remember, the ones who don't
are like I can't and walk away.

2 s's, 2 d's and three emotions: Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Grumpy,
and Bashful.

Jeff

What about the 2 forgotten seldom mentioned Dwarfs? "Pervy and Stinkfinger"

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

And Dirty Sanchez

 

[IJ.]

We don't mention "Sanchez the Dwarf" for obvious reasons

 

[Jayhall]

We don't mention "Sanchez the Dwarf" for obvious reasons

is it becasue he like to play brokeback?

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

He is dirty for a reason.

 

[IJ.]

Never let Sanchez roll the dough for the bread!