Wow Just Wow @ ebay

[Fuzz420]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Ben-Roethlisber...ryZ25211QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

	Q:	If I get this helmet, will it protect me from a Chuck Norris round-house kick?
	Jun-14-06 
	A:	I don't know if anything can save you from the Chuck.
	
	Q:	Will this allow me score TDs I didn't score at the goal line, and give my team favor with the referees?
	Jun-14-06 
	A:	I sure hope so.
	
	Q:	does it include the optional superman cape with flight recorder?
	Jun-14-06 
	A:	Nope. Sorry.
	
	Q:	You are not the originator of this. This is like the 5th oldest one. Your a copycat.
	Jun-14-06 
	A:	I had the 1st one but ebay took it down. I had to make a new one.
	
	Q:	Word on the street is that nearly 40% of all Americans have Herpes Simplex... can this helmet change my chances of contracting such diseases?
	Jun-14-06 
	A:	I think there are other helmets for that.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[SupraMario]

lol
thats great.

 

[koulee]

HAHA!

5600 dollars for a cardboard box!

 

[Fuzz420]

Even more questions lmao

	 Question & Answer 	 Answered On
	
	Q: 	How much does this helmet weigh? Will it mess up my perfectly coiffed hairdo?
	Jun-14-06
	
	A: 	The helmet is very lightweight.
	
	
	Q: 	I can definitely certify that you are the creative first lister of this item. I had the second bid of $1.04 on the original listing. I'm just jealous of your creativity. Wish I would have thought of it first!
	Jun-14-06
	
	A: 	Haha thanks.
	
	
	Q: 	If i travel 60mph and leave from cleveland going east with this helmet, how far can i go in 30 mins? thanks.
	Jun-14-06
	
	A: 	30 miles.
	
	
	Q: 	You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
	Jun-14-06
	
	A: 	All the time.
	
	
	Q: 	Congrats on being featured on the front page of OutrageousEbayAuctions! We sure do love your Outrageous eBay Auction!
	Jun-14-06
	
	A: 	Thanks.
	
	
	Q: 	HAHA!! Great idea! What kind of moron who is worth MILLIONS gets on a motorcycle without a helmet on? Even better question, what kind of moron who is paying this guy MILLIONS allows him to get on a motorcycle without a helmet on?
	Jun-14-06
	
	A: 	I believe you just answered your own question(s).
	
	
	Q: 	Will this helmet stop Seahawk fans from crying like little babies about the referee's?
	Jun-14-06
	
	A: 	Good question. I'm not sure.
	
	
	Q: 	Does this Helmet come with TEETH?
	Jun-14-06
	
	A: 	Nope. Sorry.
	
	
	Q: 	Will this helmet allow me access to all the chicks that Roethlisberger gets?
	Jun-14-06
	
	A: 	I hope so.
	
	
	Q: 	Can you answer any question in the universe?
	Jun-14-06
	
	A: 	Yes.
	
	
	Q: 	This looks very familiar. Was it previously owned by Gary Busey?
	Jun-14-06
	
	A: 	I don't think so.
	
	
	Q: 	How will you package this helmet for shipping? I want to be perfectly certain that it wont be damaged or scuffed in any way.
	Jun-14-06
	
	A: 	It will be very carefully packaged.

 

[americanjebus]

did that block of wood you put under your gas pedal ever sell?

 

[SupraOfDoom]

I wish I was selling that.

 

[NashMan]

to funny