Three word story...(yea I'm bored at work, slow day)

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Once, apon a midnight dreary, my penis told me I'm not feeling my left nut What are we undertaking to spawn little white bastards on my shoe jumped all over jumped all over this was bad Cause I was doctor need seeing for my large and adequetely furry son of bitch who loves to eat my shorts on hot days. So I took off my pants and a woman got on her mmmm, said I as i watched with chastity thoughts of wet twats running through my cornfield backwards naked towards the waterfall where the naked lesbian appeared and ate my moonpie as i started crying like babies my dad came

AND YOUR BORED!?