Road Rage: Who to mess with?

[FoolishOne]

I was wondering what he meant by size. Good ol' IJ.

»fo

 

[Doward]

*looks at his fingers... then looks at Disced's story..." One... *blink*. One....
*looks at the page again*
one....

didn't you say you had two stories?

+1.


Does that make two? :nono:

eh, I've never had that big of a problem. Ever. Although, if somone got out of their car and started coming after me... well, I can replace the nose/fender/bumper of my car.

Tank of a MKIII > Human flesh.

 

[Kai]

Hehehe, although Fat Bastard wasn't my nickname at school, it was 'Tank'.

 

[ChadMKIII]

I keep a baseball bat in the car at all times - driving through london, it can get very dangerous, especially near the area i'm moving to. I've been cut up before and the person that did it shouted at ME for being 'in his way' so i get out the car, and i was a clear foot taller and built like a brick shithouse - needless to say i didnt need the baseball bat

However, back in June, i was waiting to turn onto a dual carriageway, and there was too much traffic to risk it, and the pillock behind started shouting out his window, and after 2 minutes i shouted back 'aaaah f*ck off you cunt!' so he shouts back 'i oughta get oudda dis car an SCALP YOU!'. So i get out of the car with the baseball bat and the guy goes white as a sheet, backs down, and as i get closer, face gone red looking like i might actually kill him, he sticks it into reverse and f*cks off!

Size is on my side :naughty:

Damn you Englsh ppl are weird.
So please help me out here:
What the hell is a carriageway, let alone a DUAL carriageway?
And seriously, is pillock a word? If its supposed to be an insult.....

Well, lets just say if someone called me a pillock I think I'd be laughing too hard to be offended

 

[Supracentral]

http://english2american.com/dictionary/p.html

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

AWWW bollocks.

 

[Kai]

Okay - Wikipedia will explain all

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dual_carriageway

"In the U.S. this type of road may be called a divided highway and has a median strip between the traffic directions."

 

[ChadMKIII]

Haha thanks for the link Supracentral, I'll use that in the future. Kai, you English people really have some weird, weird insults. And I think carriages went out with the 1800's....

 

[Kai]

Hehe - dont forget though, our roads were built before cars were

 

[Jayhall]

Hehe - dont forget though, our roads were built before cars were

thats sorta usless.... isnt it?

 

[Kai]

Er - not really. Think. What was before cars? People, horses, horse & cart etc.

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

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