Road Rage: Who to mess with?

Joel W.

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I don't know what is more disturbing, the fact that there are actually guys like that out there driving right now or the fact that there are guys out there right now recording their idiotic behaviors and posting them on the net, thinking that they are "cool"...
 

Kai

That Limey Bastard
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I keep a baseball bat in the car at all times - driving through london, it can get very dangerous, especially near the area i'm moving to. I've been cut up before and the person that did it shouted at ME for being 'in his way' so i get out the car, and i was a clear foot taller and built like a brick shithouse - needless to say i didnt need the baseball bat ;)

However, back in June, i was waiting to turn onto a dual carriageway, and there was too much traffic to risk it, and the pillock behind started shouting out his window, and after 2 minutes i shouted back 'aaaah f*ck off you cunt!' so he shouts back 'i oughta get oudda dis car an SCALP YOU!'. So i get out of the car with the baseball bat and the guy goes white as a sheet, backs down, and as i get closer, face gone red looking like i might actually kill him, he sticks it into reverse and f*cks off! :D

Size is on my side :naughty:
 

cadman

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Uh, I was going home in my CRX one time... oh wait I already told you that one;-)

Actually, the scary thing is, people will actually get that mad over somethingn silly like that while driving a 2 ton vehicle. Road rage is getting much worse, and I'm sure there are many reasons why that is, but won't go into it. But it is really scary. Where I live, people have guns.

I do get mad at other drivers. Mostly because people now days don't actually know how to drive their motor vehicles. Here in Oregon, one of the worst things is the speed limit, and the people who either drive 30MPH over it, or 30MPH under it. What makes it even worse is that people who drive 30MPH under the limit like to pace large trucks that are also going 30MPH under the limit. And this causes a large back-up. And what makes things worse is, people just don't care. They actually enjoy pissing other people off. That is sad!

I have gone into the emergency lane before, trying to murge with traffic, and no one has let me in. Then, when I actually do have enough room, I get honked at... well... it's the law dude, you do have to let people in...

I wonder... would this be as much a problem if everyone had a gun in their car, every single person... everyone. You had to have a gun to drive on the road. The polite people would get left alone, the mean people would get shot... and the world would be a better place;-) (I'm kidding of course.)
 

Jayhall

WHIP THE PISS OUT OF THEM
May 7, 2005
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that guy is bitching about stuff that he makes up. "Suzuki cut me off" no he didnt. "bus stoped in the middle of the road" no it wasnt... fuck get over yourself. lagged, if you so see him, could you throw him to the ground and smother his crotch like cigarette, and tell him "thats, from jayhall"
 

Joel W.

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cadman said:
Uh, I wonder... would this be as much a problem if everyone had a gun in their car, every single person... everyone. You had to have a gun to drive on the road. The polite people would get left alone, the mean people would get shot... and the world would be a better place;-) (I'm kidding of course.)

There would have to be new laws written to allow for gun play wild west style. I have to agree that eventually over time there would be less road rage and less stupid people out there all together.... :evil2:
 

SupraDerk

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He looked like he had a smirk on his face like he was trying to keep from laughing. I think he might've been overacting a bit.
 
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NDBoost

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the chicks rage was more like talking about how unpleasant driving is and how shes going to talk the guy into driving faster.

The guy was more of a "im gunna cuss my way through traffic in hopes that the other drivers will hear me and oblige to it." If you want real road rage roll your window down flip the other drivers off and tell them to fuck off, my co worker laughs at people and stuff. Its hilarious to hear his stories or be in the car with him.
 

lagged

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+1 for the gun comment. i truley believe that if EVERYONE carried, and EVERYONE else KNEW everyone carried, crime would go down drastically.
 

Disced

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I deliver pizza 5 nights a week, as closing driver in my delsol. Let me just tell you that I don't have a care in the world if I get decent tips, but once I start getting the shaft, I get pissed the f*ck off and start flipping out.

However, I do have two different stories about people getting out of the car.

The first one was, I was coming out of the movie theatre with my girlfriend and trying to merge into traffic in order to turn onto the main street; ie in the parking lot still.

3 people pull out in front of me, not letting me in, so I just pull out and make my own spot. This guy in a minivan doesn't want to let me out, so he pulls in the other lane, in front of my car, inches away. So I lay on my horn, probably 45 seconds goes by.

He jumps out of the car, me and my gf lock our doors.

He jumps onto my hood(i'm in my POS celica) and screams, "I'm a mother fucking black belt, get out of your car bitch."

As I proceed to call the cops. Fucker got arrested.
 

cadman

Computer Aided Drafting
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*looks at his fingers... then looks at Disced's story..." One... *blink*. One....
*looks at the page again*
one....

didn't you say you had two stories?
 

ChadMKIII

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cadman said:
*looks at his fingers... then looks at Disced's story..." One... *blink*. One....
*looks at the page again*
one....

didn't you say you had two stories?

Phew, I'm not the only one doing that.

And I agree with the guns.....
 

IJ.

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Kai said:
I keep a baseball bat in the car at all times - driving through london, it can get very dangerous, especially near the area i'm moving to. I've been cut up before and the person that did it shouted at ME for being 'in his way' so i get out the car, and i was a clear foot taller and built like a brick shithouse - needless to say i didnt need the baseball bat ;)

However, back in June, i was waiting to turn onto a dual carriageway, and there was too much traffic to risk it, and the pillock behind started shouting out his window, and after 2 minutes i shouted back 'aaaah f*ck off you cunt!' so he shouts back 'i oughta get oudda dis car an SCALP YOU!'. So i get out of the car with the baseball bat and the guy goes white as a sheet, backs down, and as i get closer, face gone red looking like i might actually kill him, he sticks it into reverse and f*cks off! :D

Size is on my side :naughty:
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