Post funny things that got you detentions in high school
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high school these days is BORING you can get in trouble for the smallest things, like being out of uniform, my school has uniform. its not fun in hs, my best friend dropped out and is going to home school, i split up from most of my frineds in midle school, and dont have a lot of close friends in hs, so im bored and alone and have big consequences if i do any of the shit you guys did but they do sound fun
I don't think my stuff is as funny as your guys.
I made fake 10's and 1 doller bills for drama class. Then the day i was going to trow them away i just let them loose in the lunch line. ...... the school did not find out about it, but when they did. They lost over 15k due to funny money.
Printed out peoples email and sexy text messages in the school paper....lol.( i was never found guilty...lol)
senor prank JB WELDED all the out side key holes and lock( that was alot of money for the jb )
i would run from the fat campus police in there gay ass ez-go's
Told a teacher that i did not give a fuck(referral for that and detention)
The only funny thing i ever really did was i rode my uncles 03 gsxr to school and in the hall. got next to the principals harley and i kicket it over and wrote gsxr on and and another time i cut his drive belt.
I sold cd's in highschool to make money. Guys in football would make pornos and i would distribute them. cops came to me and i told them i found them in school.
I could not really do alot of shit, because my school would call the cops right away.
I made fake 10's and 1 doller bills for drama class. Then the day i was going to trow them away i just let them loose in the lunch line. ...... the school did not find out about it, but when they did. They lost over 15k due to funny money.
Printed out peoples email and sexy text messages in the school paper....lol.( i was never found guilty...lol)
senor prank JB WELDED all the out side key holes and lock( that was alot of money for the jb )
i would run from the fat campus police in there gay ass ez-go's
Told a teacher that i did not give a fuck(referral for that and detention)
The only funny thing i ever really did was i rode my uncles 03 gsxr to school and in the hall. got next to the principals harley and i kicket it over and wrote gsxr on and and another time i cut his drive belt.
I sold cd's in highschool to make money. Guys in football would make pornos and i would distribute them. cops came to me and i told them i found them in school.
I could not really do alot of shit, because my school would call the cops right away.
slidebabyslide said:
Hmm with the Cheerleaders? I want a copy..LMAO BAD AARON!!! BAD!!!:naughty:
Wow, must have been nice to go where ever you all went. We get SUSPENDED if we get caught with a cell phone. Every hall way has two cameras looking down it and you can only EVER get in three doors in the entire school (probably more than 10 doors total)
Only twice. I usually just kept my head down and stayed under the radar.
I got a detention for laying a guy out after he slapped his girlfriend. Kind of a sucker punch but he deserved every bit of it. Didn't even see it coming.
Then another time, I was with my friend in the library and the librarian bitch saw my friend log into the computer to type out an essay, then he got up to go to the bathroom and I said I'd help him type it out. So I sat down and she screamed from across the room and started yelling at me because I was under his name on the computer. So I put up the :madfawk: and she wrote me a refferal for "flipping librarian the bird", so I told her she got it wrong. It was called the double finger. She got mad and gave me a detention on top of it.
I almost got another one for swearing. I said holy shit at a lambo in the parking lot and a teaching walking by heard me and escorted me to the office so they can write out a detention. The teacher made a mistake and left after telling the office what I did. As soon as someone came in and distracted the lady at the office I just walked out.
Then I almost got another one for jumping into the pool with my uniform on. Yes, we had to wear uniforms. :3d_frown: I only had one class left that day, so I jumped the fence while a P.E. class was swimming and backflipped off the highdive. I knew the gym teacher so he was pissed until he saw who it was. So I went to the last class of the day soaking wet. He didn't care about anything. Coolest math teacher I've ever had.
Me and my friends should've gotten a detention every day in that class, but since we made him laugh his ass off every day he didnt care. We only got sent out of the class once. Just before the class started when no one was in class but the teacher, 3 of us walked in and my friend Steve ran across the top of the desks and Matt jumped onto my back a started screaming. We got sent out before the class started. So we pretty much had a free period. No referrals, no detentions.
Matt was psycho. He jumped off a balcony into a tree one time. He got suspended for that.
I got a detention for laying a guy out after he slapped his girlfriend. Kind of a sucker punch but he deserved every bit of it. Didn't even see it coming.
Then another time, I was with my friend in the library and the librarian bitch saw my friend log into the computer to type out an essay, then he got up to go to the bathroom and I said I'd help him type it out. So I sat down and she screamed from across the room and started yelling at me because I was under his name on the computer. So I put up the :madfawk: and she wrote me a refferal for "flipping librarian the bird", so I told her she got it wrong. It was called the double finger. She got mad and gave me a detention on top of it.
I almost got another one for swearing. I said holy shit at a lambo in the parking lot and a teaching walking by heard me and escorted me to the office so they can write out a detention. The teacher made a mistake and left after telling the office what I did. As soon as someone came in and distracted the lady at the office I just walked out.
Then I almost got another one for jumping into the pool with my uniform on. Yes, we had to wear uniforms. :3d_frown: I only had one class left that day, so I jumped the fence while a P.E. class was swimming and backflipped off the highdive. I knew the gym teacher so he was pissed until he saw who it was. So I went to the last class of the day soaking wet. He didn't care about anything. Coolest math teacher I've ever had.
Me and my friends should've gotten a detention every day in that class, but since we made him laugh his ass off every day he didnt care. We only got sent out of the class once. Just before the class started when no one was in class but the teacher, 3 of us walked in and my friend Steve ran across the top of the desks and Matt jumped onto my back a started screaming. We got sent out before the class started. So we pretty much had a free period. No referrals, no detentions.
Matt was psycho. He jumped off a balcony into a tree one time. He got suspended for that.
Well back in HS i got a ton of detentions for stupid stuff........one lead to a suspension!
With a few days before our last day at school we were bored and trying to decide on a senior prank. Everyone i was with thought itd be fun to do a multiple car burnout though parking lot....yes we are talking about like 10 cars at once!
When it came time it was only A buddy and me, i had just had the supra rebuilt and buddy had his camaro. We proceed to lay a few massive burnouts and doughnuts......as we fly outta the parking lot.......i notice temp gauge raising slowly. The next day i come into school and am handed a detention by a shop teacher, i thought "oh kay....i got off easy"
Later that day, i was called down to the principals office. She proceeds to tear me a new ass because i was endangering peoples lifes by my burnouts. I sit there and just keep mouth shut knowing they have no evidence. Well then she pulls a phone out and shows me a video that was sent by the shop teacher.......SHIT! So i get a 10 day suspension for that lil stunt.......and they tried to press charges for damage to property.
So you kids still in school........dont do burnouts.....its not worth it LOL
OH yah and my mk3 did get a BHG from that:icon_mad:........turbofreak found that out
With a few days before our last day at school we were bored and trying to decide on a senior prank. Everyone i was with thought itd be fun to do a multiple car burnout though parking lot....yes we are talking about like 10 cars at once!
When it came time it was only A buddy and me, i had just had the supra rebuilt and buddy had his camaro. We proceed to lay a few massive burnouts and doughnuts......as we fly outta the parking lot.......i notice temp gauge raising slowly. The next day i come into school and am handed a detention by a shop teacher, i thought "oh kay....i got off easy"
Later that day, i was called down to the principals office. She proceeds to tear me a new ass because i was endangering peoples lifes by my burnouts. I sit there and just keep mouth shut knowing they have no evidence. Well then she pulls a phone out and shows me a video that was sent by the shop teacher.......SHIT! So i get a 10 day suspension for that lil stunt.......and they tried to press charges for damage to property.
So you kids still in school........dont do burnouts.....its not worth it LOL
OH yah and my mk3 did get a BHG from that:icon_mad:........turbofreak found that out
haha
we made a "burnout box" drew a huge 10 by 10 foot box in the parking lot and wrote burnout box on top...
never got in trouble for that!
another friend of mine did a pegleg doughnut in his valient, and the vp wanted to give him a detention untill my friend pointed out "it looks like a Jesus fish, and I was just doing to spread the word of Christ"
hahhah no punishment for that.
we made a "burnout box" drew a huge 10 by 10 foot box in the parking lot and wrote burnout box on top...
never got in trouble for that!
another friend of mine did a pegleg doughnut in his valient, and the vp wanted to give him a detention untill my friend pointed out "it looks like a Jesus fish, and I was just doing to spread the word of Christ"
hahhah no punishment for that.
My school, dentention was called "90 minute" basicly sit there for 90 minutes and dont move or say a word.
i got a 90 minute for not bringing a pencil to class. I know, pretty bad ass right?
I got suspended for gathering a group of friends up and going to some kids house who made my little sister cry. He told her, and i quote "you are a fat peice of shit, you should jump of a bridge and die, no one would care" well he found out the hard way there was about 30 people that cared enough to show up at his door and lay the boots to him inside his own house. He never bugged her again, it was well worth the 1 day suspension LOL
You know when you first hit high school (grade 8 for me) and some fat kid makes that first "your mom" joke that youve ever heard? well i jumped up ontop of the desk and kicked him right in his big stupid head. 90 minute for that.
Another time i walked into math class, before i had both feet in the door my teacher told me to get out of his class. I looked at him, showed him my middle finger, told him "fuck you!" loud enough for everyone to hear, truned around and walked downt he hall. He comes out, yells "im calling your father" then goes back into class. I head down to the woodwork shop and sit down there. My dad calls me about 20 mins later. Turns out my math teacher got an ear full from my dad. My dad told me, "that guys the biggest fucking idiot ive ever met" and told me not to go back there for a week. I ended up getting detention, but i never went.
One thing we didnt get caught for was super gluing thumb tacks to the floor right infront of the elevator. This one chick in a wheelchair was a huge bitch, shed always ram into you and scream at you. She didnt get very far with 4 flat tires on her electric wheelchair
i got a 90 minute for not bringing a pencil to class. I know, pretty bad ass right?
I got suspended for gathering a group of friends up and going to some kids house who made my little sister cry. He told her, and i quote "you are a fat peice of shit, you should jump of a bridge and die, no one would care" well he found out the hard way there was about 30 people that cared enough to show up at his door and lay the boots to him inside his own house. He never bugged her again, it was well worth the 1 day suspension LOL
You know when you first hit high school (grade 8 for me) and some fat kid makes that first "your mom" joke that youve ever heard? well i jumped up ontop of the desk and kicked him right in his big stupid head. 90 minute for that.
Another time i walked into math class, before i had both feet in the door my teacher told me to get out of his class. I looked at him, showed him my middle finger, told him "fuck you!" loud enough for everyone to hear, truned around and walked downt he hall. He comes out, yells "im calling your father" then goes back into class. I head down to the woodwork shop and sit down there. My dad calls me about 20 mins later. Turns out my math teacher got an ear full from my dad. My dad told me, "that guys the biggest fucking idiot ive ever met" and told me not to go back there for a week. I ended up getting detention, but i never went.
One thing we didnt get caught for was super gluing thumb tacks to the floor right infront of the elevator. This one chick in a wheelchair was a huge bitch, shed always ram into you and scream at you. She didnt get very far with 4 flat tires on her electric wheelchair
lol. i just saw on cnn some girl in 8th grade got 2 days of detention for hugging 2 of her friends, 1 guy and 1 girl. "public display of affection"
Hahah that's a BS one.
When I was in 9th or 10th grade I remember there being a problem in the middle school where everyone seemed to discover oral sex at the same time haha.
When I was in 9th or 10th grade I remember there being a problem in the middle school where everyone seemed to discover oral sex at the same time haha.
All the computers in our school system are networked together, so in computer apps we would print shit up on other teachers computers "HAVE YOU SINNED LATELY" etc
Hmm..
I got expelled from middle school for lighting a book on fire in the band storage room... Turns out I didn't put the flame out and the fire was smoldering... I got 2 other people that i hated expelled too for being 'accomplices'.
We were having a class discussion in health and when it came my turn to speak on the subject; i proceeded to just non-chalantly throw in random 'fuck/fucking/fucker' in my reasoning for sex.. lol. I got 5 days for that.
My buddy lost one of those plastic pieces on his CRX that pop off easily enough so the VP drove the same car.. so he just popped that bad boy off.. lol
in spanish one time we were doing our final where you had to use like 50 verbs; well I only knew like 30.. so I asked the mexicans at my work for some good verbs.. LIttle did I know they were words like rape, kill, molest... The look on the spanish teachers face was priceless when apparently I said, in spanish, "I live to rape and pillage towns of little girls. I want to fill all of their holes..."
I got expelled for a week for that shit.. was hilarious though.
I got expelled from middle school for lighting a book on fire in the band storage room... Turns out I didn't put the flame out and the fire was smoldering... I got 2 other people that i hated expelled too for being 'accomplices'.
We were having a class discussion in health and when it came my turn to speak on the subject; i proceeded to just non-chalantly throw in random 'fuck/fucking/fucker' in my reasoning for sex.. lol. I got 5 days for that.
My buddy lost one of those plastic pieces on his CRX that pop off easily enough so the VP drove the same car.. so he just popped that bad boy off.. lol
in spanish one time we were doing our final where you had to use like 50 verbs; well I only knew like 30.. so I asked the mexicans at my work for some good verbs.. LIttle did I know they were words like rape, kill, molest... The look on the spanish teachers face was priceless when apparently I said, in spanish, "I live to rape and pillage towns of little girls. I want to fill all of their holes..."
I got expelled for a week for that shit.. was hilarious though.
Never bothering to do homework got me more detention than i can remember, and while i would have avoided it - it was a boarding school, so no chance of that happening. I got suspended three times though - once for hacking the school network and installing Unreal Tournament, once for dangling my best friends little brother out of a third storey building for calling me a 'fat bastard' and a third time for sleeping in until 2pm consistently for two days...