Joining the Po-lice

Kai

That Limey Bastard
Staff member
I just recieved confirmation today by the Metropolitan Police that my Application has been successful and i start training on the 6th of December for the next 6 weeks!

Finally maybe i'll be able to make a difference on the streets of London :)
 

Kai

That Limey Bastard
Staff member
Lol - they travel in groups these days, and although they dont currently fear the police, they will PH33R ME! ;)

And yeah, the current anti-terror laws allow me to arrest anyone on suspicion of being a terrorist...there's going to be a lot of chavs banged up for terrorism offences :D
 

DonS1mpson

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Kai said:
Lol - even cops get ticketed in cop cars these days, and the only way out, is if you're on duty and have a valid reason....stupid fucking gatso cameras :(

What about that copper who was caught doing 150? Didn't he get off scott free or something? :icon_conf

Anyway, good luck with your training mate, there never seems to be a police officer when you need one in this city, (Although plenty when you yourself have done something bad :naughty: )
 

Kai

That Limey Bastard
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Aaah but he wasnt in the Met - different forces have different rules ;)

And yes, i'll no doubt end up patrolling round the streets of southgate. At one end, full of chavs and geezer-birds, at the other, middleclass people who drive merc's...
 

JoeC

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^^ ZOMG IS A BLACK PANTHER*

I dont think people understand what Chav is. I had a big discussion about this with my welsch friend.

For any one that doesnt know.. Any one who wears straight up Nike or rebox, baggy pants that dont fit them, along with baggy shirt, chains, etc.. or ANY one that looks like a "wigger"... Even though in the US wigger means a white person acting like a gangsta, chav in there terms is any race (black,white,asian,whatever).. that acts like a gangster :3d_frown:
 

DonS1mpson

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JoeC said:
^^ ZOMG IS A BLACK PANTHER*

I dont think people understand what Chav is. I had a big discussion about this with my welsch friend.

For any one that doesnt know.. Any one who wears straight up Nike or rebox, baggy pants that dont fit them, along with baggy shirt, chains, etc.. or ANY one that looks like a "wigger"... Even though in the US wigger means a white person acting like a gangsta, chav in there terms is any race (black,white,asian,whatever).. that acts like a gangster :3d_frown:

Not quite. I've never seen a black chav and from what I gather,a lot of the chavs are racist. I think it's fair to say that White people into the Chav culture cause more crime than Black guys.

Here's a definishion of a Chav from Urban dictionary.com that I think explains what a Chav is quite well

"

Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:

Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.

Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist. They see their life as glamorous and cool.

Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.

All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.

Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.

Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name."