How Do You Guys Ruin A Romantic Moment?

[ChadMKIII]

So today me and my gf were in her house, just hugging and caressing and stuff, enjoying being with each other, and lo and behold, my flippin contact lens falls out right onto my hand. I'm like What The ? And there's no where to conveniently place it right around us (we're standing in the middle of the living room lol), and I'm not sticking it anywhere besides its case in saline, so I had to go and try to put it back in again, all lovely dry and all. Ugh....I hated that, I don't even know why the hell......? Lol. It was reeeeaaaaalllll smooth......weird shit. That was towards the beginning of the afternoon and I was there for a few hours, so its not like I screwed up an irreplaceable moment, but it was the randomest thing and it was so flippin annoying.

Just wanna know who else has had/done stupid stuff that totally blows the moment. Any good ones out there?

(Yes I'm tired, and I'm very random when I'm tired)

 

[OneJoeZee]

So today me and my gf were in her house, just hugging and caressing and stuff,)

:ugh2::joshers:

 

[Shytheed Dumas]

Just when things are getting really romantic, tell a good fart story.

EDIT: No, wait. Better yet, Dutch Oven!

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

Just when things are getting really romantic, tell a good fart story.

EDIT: No, wait. Better yet, Dutch Oven!

QFT

 

[Turbo. Targa. Life.]

DEFINATELY QFT...or just let out a big nasty ass fart. Or burp in her face. Yeah that works. OH YEAH...tell a story about an ex-gf and how she *insert sexual activity here* just like your new GF.

 

[Wills7MGTE]

Piss yourself or actually shit yourself, hahahaha feces falling out of the bottom of ur staind ass pants will definately ruin it for you.

 

[born2drv]

all i have to do is talk about my supra... that kills the mood very quicky

 

[Wills7MGTE]

well since i rarely get the pootie I'd say dont ruin it, hit it and hit it like a T88 on a built MK4. LOL

 

[mattjk]

http://jeffseby.tripod.com/stnsnds/oldladyporn.wma

http://jeffseby.tripod.com/stnsnds/PubAccFuckSquirlRomanCan.wma

http://jeffseby.tripod.com/stnsnds/antigaysermon.wma

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

Fart. and take a wiff

 

[OneJoeZee]

http://jeffseby.tripod.com/stnsnds/oldladyporn.wma

you expect me to click a link that says old lady porn?

 

[mattjk]

http://jeffseby.tripod.com/stnsnds/johnrelay.wma

you expect me to click a link that says old lady porn?

it's funny, and safe

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

Not fallin for that one.

 

[theKnifeArtist]

real men click the link.

 

[drunk_medic]

I always tend to ruin things by chuckling at something that is going on in the back of my brain. She also says I respond logically and realistically to playful unrealistic flirting.

 

[dallas]

fall asleep in the middle of it


















and start snoring :rofl:

 

[thesandymancan]

...randomest...

am i the only one who caught this, because my grammar is comparable to that of a 3rd grader.

that sucks tho. at least you didn't pass out for no explainable reason.

 

[ChadMKIII]

Hey, sandyman, no fair, usually I'm the one calling people out on their grammar. Yeah I was way tired when I wrote that. Oops.

And yes, guys, I can think of plenty of ways you could if you wanted to, just wondering what retarded things you had actually done, oh well. LOL.

And I would like to thank OJZ for his wonderful contribution at the beginning of this thread. Loser.

 

[Allan_MA70]

the reason it poped out is likely your blood pressure went up, so really it was less of a lovey dovey moment more like "i'm going to fuck your brains out after I finish playing with your boobies" moment damn ay!

 

[csr ma71]

"Do you want to watch some anime?"