Headlight Washer Nozzle Fun

[theKnifeArtist]

yeah so these things are useless.
i was thinkin' about rewiring em to work without the headlights flipped up and moving them both 90° so they'll spray outward.
then filling the resivour with water of course(i dont use the windshield ones anyway)
seems like they'll be fun in many situations:biglaugh:

i tried moving the nozzles by grabbing it from the top but it wouldn't budge. do i need to go at it from the bottom?
i'm gonna take a look at the wiring diagram about the wiring part when i figure out how to move these bad boys.
so who's the first fucker to flame my ass. c'mon. bring it on.

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

Done it already, Had some fun in San Francisco.

 

[theKnifeArtist]

so, ya got 'em to turn? do tell.
and did you go the extra mile to have em work without the headlights up?

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

Unfortunately, no, Mine turned, but thats becuase my 87 was hella jank.

 

[CRE]

I thought it might be amusing to move them to spray on the exhaust... at least if there were another MKIII owner near by when you hit it. :naughty:

 

[Fletch124]

I want to get an upper bumper without the holes for them and aim them at the intercooler.

 

[SupaMan]

mine work like stock but they spray at like mach 30 force so it all just bounces and goes all over the car anyways i got my dad like that when i first bought the car.

+1 for the intercooler sprayer (not for me tho of course im n/a)

 

[johnathan1]

Yea, the headlight nozzles really spray with force.

I have mine disconnected, so that when I push the button from inside the car, it douses the intercooler.

 

[westonboege]

point them to the outsides of the car... fill the resevoir with gas... and put a pilot lite on the front bumper... FLAMETHROWERS! You could melt body kits of civics trying to race you at lights..

 

[Facime]

point them to the outsides of the car... fill the resevoir with gas... and put a pilot lite on the front bumper... FLAMETHROWERS! You could melt body kits of civics trying to race you at lights..

LOL, that gave me a chuckle.

To get them out you are gonna have to go at them from the botton, there are clips you need to pinch just like the ones on the hood. WAY back in the day when I used to go to Palm Springs for spring break every year, we used to add extra bottles and sprayers in all kinds of places. Lots of fun spraying girls in bikinis with em. :naughty:

 

[Burntz]

or you could do what i'm going to do....

clean and fill the resevoir with vodka, route the lines to inside the car.. put a little spout in your dash..., and keep some orange juice on ice somewhere

you hit the button, vodka pours from your dash, BRILLIANT

 

[theKnifeArtist]

hahaha

 

[Burntz]

its a good way to treat the ladies. haha

"Screwdriver hunny?"
"Yea sure, where do you plan on gettin one?"
"Right here baby, right here "
*grabs cub, hits button, adds OJ*

Its perfect

 

[Facime]

its a good way to treat the ladies. haha

"Screwdriver hunny?"
"Yea sure, where do you plan on gettin one?"
"Right here baby, right here "
*grabs cub, hits button, adds OJ*

Its perfect

Make sure when you do it to route your high pressure A/C lines through it so you can "keep the smirnoff on ice" :naughty:


If you had two you could fill the second one with Vermouth and make martini's. Then when your girl says "shaken, not stirred" you can do a few hard pulls.









ok, that may have gone over the top.

 

[theKnifeArtist]

ok, that may have gone over the top.

haha yeah maybe.
im just gonna shoot people with water.:icon_bigg