Free to a good home:

[DreamerTheresa]

One uterus.

Damaged, but not used.















.













Please shoot me....? :cry:

 

[hvyman]

What??? That doesnt sound good.

 

[Zumtizzle]

This post for sale.


:ugh2:

 

[IJ.]

One uterus.

Damaged, but not used.















.













Please shoot me....? :cry:

Working on a "good home" as we speak

 

[DreamerTheresa]

A jar will do.

Maybe you want to like.... frame it.

 

[IJ.]

LOL I was intending to keep it all in it's original container

 

[DreamerTheresa]

That's not part of the deal. It may be offered in a second ad, but I'm pretty sure Mike would take issue with that.

...maybe he'll offer a share or something.

 

[IJ.]

Time share??

 

[DreamerTheresa]

...I can't believe he hasn't even read this thread yet.

 

[IJ.]

"Club DT" :runaway:

 

[DreamerTheresa]

Dude.


That's fucking horrible.

 

[Supracentral]

I leave you people alone for a couple of hours....:: facepalm ::




:: spank ::

 

[IJ.]

Dude.


That's fucking horrible.

wasn't meant to be

 

[DreamerTheresa]

Well, you start calling it a club, and I'd have a line around the block, right?


That aside....


Yeah... can't leave me and IJ together Mike.

 

[IJ.]

A very exclusive club is what I meant
(with a line around the planet)

 

[DreamerTheresa]

Hee hee.




So anyway.... who am I sending this uterus-in-a-jar to?

 

[IJ.]

Hee hee.




So anyway.... who am I sending this uterus-in-a-jar to?

 

[DreamerTheresa]

....thankfully, my uterus doesn't look like that.

I have pics to prove it.

 

[Poodles]

:: door ::

 

[DreamerTheresa]

I win