Seriously, look him up on Youtube. Or on episodes of Mock the Week 
"Apparrently, in the US, Osama Bin Laden is more famous than Michael Jackson. Although you have to say, he doesnt put quite so much effort into his video's. Maybe he should just throw in a little moonwalk every now and then, freak the Americans out. Question is, which one would you rather have looking after your kids?"
and
"Theres been a big thing in the news about Gay people being allowed to adopt, and i think its great. No, seriously, i'd have loved to have had a gay dad. You remember when you were at school? 'My dad will kick your dads arse!', 'No, my dad will kick your dads arse' - 'MY DAD WILL FUCK YOUR DADS ARSE! AND HE'LL LIKE IT!'"
"Apparrently, in the US, Osama Bin Laden is more famous than Michael Jackson. Although you have to say, he doesnt put quite so much effort into his video's. Maybe he should just throw in a little moonwalk every now and then, freak the Americans out. Question is, which one would you rather have looking after your kids?"
and
"Theres been a big thing in the news about Gay people being allowed to adopt, and i think its great. No, seriously, i'd have loved to have had a gay dad. You remember when you were at school? 'My dad will kick your dads arse!', 'No, my dad will kick your dads arse' - 'MY DAD WILL FUCK YOUR DADS ARSE! AND HE'LL LIKE IT!'"
