Darwin award: Groin....Groin.......Gone!!!

Dunckel

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Cliffs: :biglaugh: A guy here in town for some unknown reason was trying to conceal a double barrel sawed off shotgun in his pants. Hilarity ensues.

http://www.yakima-herald.com/stories/3225
YAKIMA -- Friends of a 20-year-old man who accidentally shot himself after putting a sawed-off shotgun in his pants initially claimed he was the victim of a drive-by shooting, Yakima police said.

The man, suffering from massive groin damage, was airlifted to a Seattle hospital where he was reported in satisfactory condition Monday.

Police found the man in the 700 block of North 24th Avenue about 1:30 a.m. Sunday, but quickly deduced his injuries did not correspond to reports of a drive-by shooting.

The officers then got a search warrant for a house about a half block away and confirmed their suspicion the shooting was self-inflicted. The man was airlifted to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle.

Capt. Greg Copeland said both barrels of the shotgun accident-ally discharged when the man for unknown reasons placed the gun, which was loaded with birdshot, in his pants.

On Monday, police said the shotgun had been illegally sawed off on both ends.

During the search of the house, officers said they also found a 9 mm Ruger semiautomatic pistol that had been reported stolen in Spokane.

Copeland said police expect to ask prosecutors for felony weapons charges against the man, who has a lengthy criminal record that includes convictions for assault, theft and drug use.

It was unclear if the man is an active gang member. According to court records, his involvement in a shooting in 2003 was gang-related.

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There are a few funny things here. The biggest piece of his penis that was found was the size of a pea. After he shot himself, he fell to the ground and the second shot went off, shooting his friend in the leg. We are filing charges with the county prosecutors office, so after the doctors in Seattle figure out how he is going to pee for the rest of his life, he is going to prison. If there is a good thing that came out of this....At least we won't ever have to deal with his kids.
 
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These are the people I deal with. I've got a few stories I could tell. This just happened to hit the news paper.
 

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Because it wouldn't be as funny. Duh. :icon_razz
Lol, I saw the pictures the other day. The guy has a perfect crevice where is junk *used* to be.