Awesome EBay Listing - Need a High Five???

[LilMissMkIII]

Linky here


Hi,



Have you been feeling down lately and need a pick me up. Or have you completed a personal or professional milestone and really need some random dude to nip in and give you a high five!

I am your man. I will come to any work place or public area and be there at your moment of extreme high five neededness.

At this stage it will be in the Adelaide area only, but in the future if you are happy to pay my transportation costs, I am happy to travel anywhere in your hour of need.

Just a reminder, the price you will pay is for a single high five. If there is to be multiple 'fives' or if you think you are needing a high ten (my premium service) there will be further charges involved.



GOOD LUCK

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

Any Radelaidians here gonna bid???

 

[IJ.]

Is there a happy ending involved?? :evil2:

 

[LilMissMkIII]

You want a happy ending from a dude?????

 

[IJ.]

A happy ending's a happy ending

 

[Zumtizzle]

It's not "odd" unless you make eye contact.

 

[--Golli]

I wonna know who is doing this... haha...

...tempting...

 

[IJ.]

And it's only Gay if your balls touch

 

[briggsy]

A happy ending's a happy ending

awwwww dude no

 

[IJ.]

awwwww dude no

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

 

[LilMissMkIII]

I wonna know who is doing this... haha...

...tempting...

Do it!!!!!!!!!!!

And get pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gaboonviper85]

And it's only Gay if your balls touch

Qft!

 

[briggsy]

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

why yes a whole bunch of bananas

 

[toyzforme]

LOL is this a Aussie thing?

 

[IJ.]

why yes a whole bunch of bananas

Just a shame they're Lady Fingers

 

[briggsy]

LOL is this a Aussie thing?

do you want one of my bananas?

 

[LilMissMkIII]

LOL is this a Aussie thing?

Not exclusively - you could pay for the ebay ad owner to fly to you and give you a high five

 

[briggsy]

Just a shame they're Lady Fingers

nah just one big one

 

[IJ.]

YOU said a bunch

 

[briggsy]

i got hungry

 

[IJ.]

You ATE your own banana's??? :aigo:

didn't know you were so flexible!