1+ Year old beef patty, would you eat it?

[Mr.PFloyd]

Well me and my friend are having the munchies at 3 a.m. We found these beef patties that were in his freezer from since he moved in.
THey were in their original packaging, frozen to like -40 C their entire life so to speak.
So what you think, safe? no safe?
edit. These patties seem to have become 2 times as thick for some reason.

 

[JASONA70]

Eat it!!!! Nom nom nom nom

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

Eat it!!!! Nom nom nom nom

jason if i die i curse your name.

 

[Cycoclown]

well. i am a meat cutter... from experiance i bought a ribroast christmas of 2007 and didnt prepare it till august of 2008. and it was fine.. if there is any discoloration, GREEN(bactiria) i wouldnt eat it.

one way u can tell if its bad if u wake up in the morning and ull have the runniest shit ever.

if the meat is brown.. its still fine. alls that is, is just oxydation where the blood is out of the meat into the soaker pad. u tend to find 1-3 dollar of savings on those

 

[enjoi.this]

in my currnt state of drunkness aa patie in this condtion would be damn tasty. go hard mafuggaaa!

 

[Clueless]

just think how freezer burn it would be....eww.....you'll know if it's good or not by the way it smells when you cook it.

 

[Jervis Mcstabby]

I say roll that dice baby! Take a video of it too! No one will post it online if you die, promise!

IIRC, most beef should last up to two years if properly frozen.

 

[WhtMa71]

Go for it..I think it'll be fine.

 

[savannahashlee]

You can store meat in the freezer for up to 1 year, as long as it was frozen before the expiration date...I've done that all my life, and have been just fine

 

[Poodles]

the only thing you have to worry about is freezer burn... and that won't hurt you per-say, but it will taste like shit...

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

Well we had them, then had 3 more each. Damn good And i am fine!

 

[IJ.]

for now

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

for now

Ian why must you pester me with your logic :biglaugh:

 

[IJ.]

LOL seriously though if it was kept frozen for the entire year it'd be fine

 

[WhtMa71]

Except for the terrible diarrhea and vomiting you'll be getting later tonight.

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

LOL seriously though if it was kept frozen for the entire year it'd be fine

That they were. Since he moved in as he didn't have anything else at the time, but then no one ever ate them lol.
We also found some Frozen beer in there (they obviously exploded from freezing, but would these be safe to drink now?

Except for the terrible diarrhea and vomiting you'll be getting later tonight.

Nope, if i were to get anything like that it would have happened by now, 14 hours and 3 meals later

 

[JASONA70]

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom tasty tasty

 

[MK3Brent]

I would.

 

[Tire Shredder]

as long as it's been frozen the entire year! I ate a burger last week that became partially unfrozen, then frozen again and in a freeze for a year. I thought "meh, it's still cool should be fine" and threw it in the freezer, where it sat for a year. needless to say, I got massive food poisoning and spent the following day throwing up and with the runs! hell, I even did both at once at one point!