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Jayson, where the hell do you find this crap? You're like my friend Mike. I had knickname him "discount," because he will not buy anything from a grocery store unless it's on sale. And you, you're like that guy on the street corner who is always looking for a handout! J/k, bro :biglaugh...

Bah! no police helo is going to catch a supra -- especially after you hit the NOS button... haven't you ever seen "gone in sixty seconds?" :biglaugh:

could be a number of things. i say check your spark plugs.

there's a good chance it is oil from the ic. especially if you're still on the stocker and have never cleaned it.

BIC: How the hell do the po-po pull over seventeen cars? One cruiser, or more?

might as well just tie her up and bring her. don't forget to ductape her mouth shut.

Yay! Go Panthers!

LOL! nobody would have any idea what happened. "Mommy that man's face is melting." :rofl:

It is?! :run:

i was thinking the same thing, D34D. that would be a fun ride though!

No blaspheming, so I smite thee down, GrimJack! :evil2: No no no, no one EVER smoked in my Mkiii. If they went to go light one, that's when I boosted it up and said, "NO!" :D

can i come? edit: WHOA! that's ridiculous. that can't be real? is it? i would either be running away, or laying right under it watching it come in.

i love the smell of gas! funny stuff!

the funnest would have to be having some crazy doggystyle sex while looking out the top of the targa, then would come cruising six Mkiii's deep down to misquamicut beach. the funniest would have to be boosting it up when your friends try to light up a cigarette. edit: oh yeah, and this...

:bowdown: :rofl: stop, please stop! :rofl:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10700493/ What the hell is going on here? First the entire planet is turning gay (same-sex marriage), Canada legalizes group sex, some British woman marries flipper, and now America is letting some perverted guy go after mooning an eight-year-old girl. The world...

ding! ding! ding! we have a winner. that's exactly why these guys are giving you crap about it. daledoe: that 4x4 Mkiii is a photoshop. that pic is from like 00".

:rofl: @ Grim. wait, what if they post there ex's nudies?

you sure you live in Massachusettes? her mother made her have it? ...that's a lie. sounds like something that would happen in kentucky, or alabama, or somewhere out in hickville.

take her ass to court! god dammit! you don't even know if the kid is yours! out of curiosity, how old are you man? edit: nm, found out in your profile. now, how old is that bowel movement of yours? is she your age too? i was going to let you have it (cause god knows i love screaming at...