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Wishing you the best of b-days!

LOL! I'd be pretty effing happy too!

Thanks Dunckel. (edited to remove drunken content)

Happiness? Here: Now be happy.

My dad has been dealing with emphysema for a while. Mom died 2 years ago. I wish Dad knew how much I loved him and thought about him.

Journey FTW. I'm so drunk I don't know which end is up, LOFL. Anyone else feel that Steve Perry is trying much to hard to be a sex symbol? Just my observation.

Kyle is gay beyond belief. Didn't you know?

Correct. My father passed last night.

I am drowning my sorrows in a bottle of Jameson Irish Whiskey: My father passed last night. I got the news today.

The police supervisor? :dunno:

This is not me. But this is what I drink! I'll edit this post later. I'm halfway through the bottle drowning my sorrows.

See my signature for how I feel about civics. LOL.

OMG. You guys are funny. Whatever it is, I don't like it. Looks like ass on wheels.

Needs painting and new lip. LOL

Speaking of Civics... You guys ever put those trays on the back wheels of a FWD car and go around a parking lot with the e-brake on? Good times...

That was funny shit. I need to start watching again.

Get-o

I forgot my best one. I found the neighborhood cat and kept him in my attic for a few days feeding him food that would make his #2s foul. After that, I waited until it was going to be a REALLY warm day. The principal left her window down that day. Hehehe. I fed Mr. Kitty some laxatives, stuffed...

Resetting all of the PCs in the school to open Internet Explorer to a porn site. (the super sneaky way :biglaugh:) That got me one week of all day detention. Changed mine and my friend's grades only a few hours before report cards were finalized so it would be undetectable. I got away with that...

Driftmotion does 1JZ swaps. And uh, welcome to SM!