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  1. Johnny Dangerously

    Need help buying a christmas gift for a girl

    stone massage uses the same type of massage techniques...but they also treat your muscles with real warm and extremely smooth stones on important muscles on your body. it feels a lil tingly at first and then once your muscles start to open up and adjust, it feels fuckin immaculate.
  2. Johnny Dangerously

    Need help buying a christmas gift for a girl

    Im patting myself on the back...Johnny D for the fuckin save.
  3. Johnny Dangerously

    Need help buying a christmas gift for a girl

    im jokin bout the shrooms. shes going through alot of shit? shes stressed? shes got alot on her mind? take her to get a stone massage and then a nice dinner. Thats the perfect gift for any girl....theyll remember it forever. trust me.
  4. Johnny Dangerously

    Need help buying a christmas gift for a girl

    they arent drugs, they are fungi' with bonus features.
  5. Johnny Dangerously

    Worst PC game ever?

    ^^^ even the grammar police fuck-nuts invade video games....sigh..
  6. Johnny Dangerously

    Need help buying a christmas gift for a girl

    give her some shrooms....its like 40 bucks for a good amount.
  7. Johnny Dangerously

    3 Word Story time!

    hes not gay!
  8. Johnny Dangerously

    3 Word Story time!

    clip is gay
  9. Johnny Dangerously

    Learn how to fight... Funny guy!

    the sig idea came from this video http://youtube.com/watch?v=ADitk0eQs8c enjoy, gentlemen.
  10. Johnny Dangerously

    Learn how to fight... Funny guy!

    muchas gracias, senor :)
  11. Johnny Dangerously

    Learn how to fight... Funny guy!

    i will never in my life fuck with Bas Rutten...that dude is a fuckin animal. DONG DONG!
  12. Johnny Dangerously

    Whats your AIM screen name???

    ^^^lol u know, for as long as ive been here...ive NEVER known to click those AIM icons under the name. hahahaha.
  13. Johnny Dangerously

    Whats your AIM screen name???

    hey mods, anyway this can be stickied??? i see so many interesting characters in these forums and figured these cool mofo's would be awesome to talk to in real time as well. anyways, starting :).... Suprapinoy18
  14. Johnny Dangerously

    Face to names

    Snake Eyes caught me taking a piss in the bushes in Austin...perv.
  15. Johnny Dangerously

    Austin Hill Country Sprints/cruise November 10th and 11th! (Texas)

    UPDATE!! I made maps and will distribute them at the meet.
  16. Johnny Dangerously

    Bebot..FILIPINO, FILIPINO!!

    Dude...i totally love this bebot song...im not really keen in music, i just listen to whatever is thrown at me...but i was at a party and my boy played this song as my "anthem"...and i was like..sweet, beat, its in tagalog, awesome...wtf are they saying?!
  17. Johnny Dangerously

    Face to names

    ^^^ Dude, ur pops had a pimp ass suit on...i like it.
  18. Johnny Dangerously

    Waiting

    Grim jack scammed me when i sold him my PWR Radiator....lol jk, he didnt scam me, it was the fuckin postal service with their RAPIST delivery charge. Jeez...i almost poo'd a lil when i saw how much it cost me to ship!
  19. Johnny Dangerously

    Bebot..FILIPINO, FILIPINO!!

    i was born in Olongapo City, Philippines...i USED to speak tagalog. SO um...WHAT THE FUCK are they saying?! this song is badass, and i feel like a jackass for not understanding shit they are asying except for chicken adobo!
  20. Johnny Dangerously

    Root Canals

    thats cause youre a crystal meth-head...u couldnt feel shit because you were passed out.