man i was plastered last night. i hung out with my friend who i havent seen since he went to college and i havent been that drunk in soo long. i drank pretty much the whole bottle of jonnie walker that i had posted earlier. man i can still taste it in my mouth
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
hahah i love George Thorogood
anyone notice that the bottle is almost as big as my tv hahahah ohhh man i think i drank a lil tooooooo much hahahah i am goin to go drink a lll more be back later guys
ok so heres the deal a couple nights ago i was driving home and i parked my car outside my house an went inside for a few hours and then when i went to start my car NOTHING. now prior to this when i would push the clutch in it wouldnt allow the car to turn over so much, i would have to push...
hmm soo many good drink, jack and coke, grey goose apple martinis when i feel really classy, jack daniels green label on the rocks, jonnie walker blu or black label on the rcks. and i think thats about it
hahah try goin out all night and then getting a call at 1 am as you are walking home that there is an emergency and an animal is crashing and that you are the only one who answers your phone and have to go save an animal drunk off your ass haha, thank god it lived haha
hahah yea i wish i could have read some of those hahaha they are always good for some laughs.
hahah honest question. has anyone been soooo drunk that when u bring a girl home after a night out and you passed out before anything could happen. man that sucks soooo bad
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