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hahah no before hahah

i would have to say sliding around left hand turns at 1 in the morning

killing a few beers before the night is over. i worked too long today and studied wayy to much so i think i deserve a beer or two or 6 :)

ok so i am on my way to drop someone off its about 12:55. i am on the highway talking to this girl i am driving home when all of a sudden there is this FUGLY!!! charcoal intergra with and STI wing on it. before i can say to words, the i was with was like "wtf is that about" i was dying. so as we...

pink floyd

pcp

cop killa

Chuck Norris likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris threw it. Chuck Norris’s belly button is actually a power outlet Chuck Norris has a beautiful...

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flying

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with...

\hahahhahahahah thats fucking hilarious hahahaha

ass

what car? lol

i hated this new years. it was boring and everyone i kno got into an arguemnt with me cuz i left and just went home cuz i wasnt feeling up to it. so i went home and slept through the new year

:withstupi

hey man happy birthdayyy hope everything goes good

lost

ok now what the fuck do we say to that?????

you kno whose drunkkk???? hmmm it hink thats me!!!!! oh and everyone else thats here woooooooooooo