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there the supra of the paintball world....lots of stuff to tweak with (i.e. fuck up), cheap, upgradeable, and can be made decently fast with enough money. but they like to go down quite a bit when not properly maintained

or have a little snippy snippy done ...the last thing this world needs is a little me running around, I've decided a kid is out of the question for me. Bachelor for life yo! Plus it gives girls a HUGE boost in security.

i remember laying on my stomach while a girl was giving me a back massage and I ripped a HUGE fart. I think I got donkey punched or something, because I woke up about 4 minutes later....LOL another good one is when your putting on the condom say "yeah I'd probably have aids again if it...

I wonder how long it'll be before we start getting in trouble for saying IBTL.....

R to the OFL!

v12 wtf? what car were you guys in? and I've maxxed out the stock '87 speedo, but hardly anymore. Friggin scary I tell you....but I think I was going slower since they do get pretty innacurate at higher speeds.

haha that one's almost as good as the kid unloading the DM4 into his friend. it's about the same feeling you get when you try doing run thrus on a pro team...only instead of the damage being localized it looks like you have giant chicken pox all over.

same here....but i've got so many guns that are either in pieces or break all the time that it's nice to be able to just tote the A-5 out to the field and not worry about something going wrong. it's the V-8 of the paintball world...tough, heavy, inefficient, but friggin bulletproof

there was a video of a guy a while back that shot his M98 with a 20ga, put an air hose on, and went and played with it. I don't like playing with them, but god damn you just can't argue the fact that there friggin bulletproof.

an E-cookie maybe an E-gold star if your lucky

to hell with the lock, we need some harmless tomfoolery around these parts! i win!

ok...go! i'm winning :D

pity those who did 3rd shift

i used to rock just about everything paintball....still have shitload of guns after I thinned down my collection from 20+. Haven't played recently though...no time or money. Time to bust out the pump guns again...

party in an hour....and i'm going as the fucking BURGER KING! halloween = yay

ya know what i'm going to do? 1GZ-FE a MkIII. Gut the chassis and reinforce it to hell and back, include only what i absoultely have to to keep it street legal. Coilovers, swaybars, etc... then: forged internals, ferrea valvetrain, ITBs, cams, big ol' injectors, Tremec or some other...

here ya go buddy!

you have enough money for 4,266 cokes? minus a few because of the dumbasses who created another accout since they didn't like thier name....

if I had a girl and she wanted to sleep with another guy let them go at it....I wouldn't be pissed. but she'll find her belongings on the porch the morning after. if it's another girl...then hell if I'm going to stand in thier way, I'm grabbing the camcorder!

unsuccessfully coping with the natural beauty of infidelity - type o negative ok...so it's not really a love song, but it's what you want to listen to after the love song....lol