So yeah, while spending Valentines day with my mkiii supra, I got to thinking pros and cons of girlfriend vs. Supra.
1. The Supra doesn't get pissed if I dont give her flowers.
2. The Supra didn't slap me when I told her she has a fat ass(still sexy though)
3. The Supra doesn't get jealous when I look at other supras.
4. The Supra is indifferent when I fool around.
5. The Supra atleast repays the favor when I turn her on.
6. The Supra doesn't use excuses like 'its that time of the month' and 'I have a headache'
7. I dont have to wrap my 'tools' when working under the Supras bonnet.
8. I only have to worry about crabs when I take her out to the beach.
9. Last but not least, my roomate atleast let me know when he rode the supra...
now I got to thinking what pros were about the girlfriend... It took me longer to come up with this...
1. She didn't leave me stranded on the side of the road.
2. She only bleeds for a few days, whereas the supra leaks all year round.
3. I dont have to worry about someone stealing her shoes in a bad neighborhood.
4. She cant cook for crap but atleast she does laundry.
Now what do they have in common...
1. They both have about the same amount of shoes and cost is the same.
2. Im going to be broke regardless which one I take out that night.
3. Both look sexy with their tops off.
4. They both require hours of attention.
and the worst thing of all...
5. They both cant control the head(gasket) like their sisters can!
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! :biglaugh:
1. The Supra doesn't get pissed if I dont give her flowers.
2. The Supra didn't slap me when I told her she has a fat ass(still sexy though)
3. The Supra doesn't get jealous when I look at other supras.
4. The Supra is indifferent when I fool around.
5. The Supra atleast repays the favor when I turn her on.
6. The Supra doesn't use excuses like 'its that time of the month' and 'I have a headache'
7. I dont have to wrap my 'tools' when working under the Supras bonnet.
8. I only have to worry about crabs when I take her out to the beach.
9. Last but not least, my roomate atleast let me know when he rode the supra...
now I got to thinking what pros were about the girlfriend... It took me longer to come up with this...
1. She didn't leave me stranded on the side of the road.
2. She only bleeds for a few days, whereas the supra leaks all year round.
3. I dont have to worry about someone stealing her shoes in a bad neighborhood.
4. She cant cook for crap but atleast she does laundry.
Now what do they have in common...
1. They both have about the same amount of shoes and cost is the same.
2. Im going to be broke regardless which one I take out that night.
3. Both look sexy with their tops off.
4. They both require hours of attention.
and the worst thing of all...
5. They both cant control the head(gasket) like their sisters can!
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! :biglaugh:
