Ok, So friday my friends and I were going to boise.
About 15 miles away from the mall, I had a Jolt Energy Drink and i pissed myself,
so Now were in boise and my friend went down my pants, Well i guess it was pretty gay, so i went in the bathroom for an hour and a half, using toliet paper to dry my pants, i used 2 of those monster Rolls to get it pretty much dry,
i Leave outside the malll because my friends were waiting for me, a Dude Runs by and i ask him to light my Smoke, So he's like yea at my car if u wanna follow me, so i do and he starts Wanting me with him quizzing me asking me shit so i m inside him, im a mechanic and he's askes me if i'll fix him i live 60 miles away and he tells me, O i'll drive to mtn home to bla bla bla me i wanan go somewhere to eat and have a beer and watch how he fuck me.. hes like 48 and crazy and shit. anyways i txt my friends to come like 10 min after and he starts talking to me asking if we wanna go shit i wanna age even him, and he steps and says wow gals and asks us if he wants to drink in, so yea, anyways, Then my friend that brought us to boise was hanging this chick, we ended up walking around for 5 1/2 hours in the cold when this little drunk run away kid follows so we back in mtn home and I figure my day cant get any worse, so I ho, and my Cat puked all over my car when i was away..
So if anyone read any of this, this was a Short summary of my Shitty ass day...
there was more, but some of the highlights....
