Hmm....
I was out late one Friday night, when I saw a chick that was out of sight. The band started playing, and things got crazy, had too much to drink and things got Hazey (sp?)... Next thing I knew we were driving back to your place, thats when I caught a glimpse of your face, damn what a smile, real nice set of eyes, look a little lower and seen some awesome thighs. We unlocked your door, barely made it in, you had me pinned to the floor of your mothers den. It wasn't your house but you didn't care, our clothes were flyin' everywhere........
Thats when I realized.... (now slow it down a little....)
You're only pretty with your clothes on...
But you look perfect for my buddy Jon (MDC)...
Them boobies are HUGE and your hips are too wide,
Those clothes looked good, how'd you fit inside?
I ain't gonna run and i aint gonna curse,
I can't think of anything that could make this worse.
(Slow it down just a bit more...)
Then you took off your pants... *drum solo*
It's late and I'm bored... Not sure what kinda music would go with it... I pretty much need to be a song writer.
