God I love the people who make it on the show COPS!

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Cop: "do you know your Miranda rights?"

Robber: "oh yea, I've known her for awile and I respect her!"

bonehead.
 

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Cop: What is this?

Criminal: That isn't mine.

Cop: It was in your pants.

Criminal: They aren't my pants.

What a great show.
 

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As I was watching that one, it seems like it was just a small bag of weed, and not enough to be charged with traffiking. As a career criminal, I would think he might not even care.

What a loser that he couldn't even tell the truth about misdemeaner use. It might have been crack too, I don't remember, it has been a few years. But I laughed my ass off at that one. They're not my pants.