Dear Wannabe Thug who stole my bonsai tree,
Please give it back. I cared for that dumb bush the last 6 years, nearly killing it twice. It's at least 20 years old and is a heck of a lot more mature than you. WTF do you want a tiny tree for anyway? Its kinda like a goldfish, but lives longer than you do and not vice versa.
I hate thieves.
Please give it back. I cared for that dumb bush the last 6 years, nearly killing it twice. It's at least 20 years old and is a heck of a lot more mature than you. WTF do you want a tiny tree for anyway? Its kinda like a goldfish, but lives longer than you do and not vice versa.
I hate thieves.