Crazy college days...

[boostadikt]

OK OK i know this thing is freakin huge but if you read through it all you will love it and laugh your ass off, that and i will be super proud of you YAY 1+

HAHAHA so i had to share my past few days with you guys...... first off these 2 italians in my dorms got kicked out for being drunk and high and head butting my friend 2 weeks ago. since then there has been multiple drug searches throughout the building...

now it gets good..... last night i go to bed at about 1 am and wake up about 4 am .... with a lot of racket:cry: whats going on.... well a guy that lives right down the hall from me came back with two of his frat buddies, drunk and on PCP... yeah, they started running down the hall screaming, and the girls accross the hall opened their door to see what was going on, and one of them freaked out and grapped her hair. she got away and locked them out.. but that wasn't going to stop them. he started screaming and kicking the door "come out girls" creepy crap like that, he left two huge dents in the metal frame.

well the girls called the cops and one came to investegate... one of the kids took off running as soon as he saw the cop the other two decided the cop had no right to be there... they started talking, the cop asked for ID and the kids response was "Im not takin your fuckin breathalizer test" cop "i didn't ask that i just want ID" kid "FINE ILL TAKE IT BUT IM NOT DRUNK, YOU DONT HAVE A WARRENT AND YOU CANT DO SHIT"..... gets violent and in the cops face.... sooo the cop calls SWAT thats right boys and girls... 15 mins later 25 guys show up in uniforms with machine guns and storm the building.
they hauled them off to jail, funny thing my RA was walking with them out to the car and they stuck a shot gun in his face cuz they thought he was one of them...... I was thinking about doing something but i have heard of people running through walls and ripping off hand cuffs, crazy shit like that when they are on PCP.

well they got bailed out by their frat today and are back for the night with 2 cops "sleeping over" they are getting evicted tomorrow tho....

well that was last night.... tonight one of the girls is having one of her gay friends sleep over.... and well he brought 2 of his friends:greddy: its getting real bad over there they are walking around in tighty wighties and waxing their legs and doing their hair because homecoming is tommorrow....... OH GOD is it bad.. i went over there to talk to one of the girls and one came over and had a HARD ONE :barf: ..... then he asked if i wanted to go to a party in his pants..... SERIOUSLY :gaybar:

I am going Crazy right now.... Me and my roomates have been cracking gay jokes all night tho its been pretty funny.

anyways sorry for writing a novel
but you loved it
~Steve

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

I guess me sending you the wrong brake caliper isnt the top worry on your mind..... =/

good stories Steve

 

[suprahero]

Come on Boosted, if a gay man, or any man for that matter gets a hard on in your presence and asks you if you want to go to a party in his pants, that's grounds for an ass whippin! I don't suffer from homophobia, but that's very inappropriate and definately uncool. If you did that to a girl, she could have your arrested for sexual harrassment. I'm all about having a good time, but I think that dude crossed the line, unless that's what you do for fun. What happened to the old fashioned panty raids? I don't ever remember my dad telling me stories about dudes in underwear with a hardon asking him to party........................:naughty:

Hopefully the rest of your college days go good. It sounds like your getting an education, but make sure you learn something as well....................

 

[exander]

Hopefully the rest of your college days go good. It sounds like your getting an education, but make sure you learn something as well....................

LMAO:yelrotflm



PS I still don't have any burnout pics yet.

 

[boostadikt]

Come on Boosted, if a gay man, or any man for that matter gets a hard on in your presence and asks you if you want to go to a party in his pants, that's grounds for an ass whippin! I don't suffer from homophobia, but that's very inappropriate and definately uncool. If you did that to a girl, she could have you arrested for sexual harrassment. I'm all about having a good time, but I think that dude crossed the line, unless that's what you do for fun. What happened to the old fashioned panty raids? I don't ever remember my dad telling me stories about dudes in underwear with a hardon asking him to party........................:naughty:

Hopefully the rest of your college days go good. It sounds like your getting an education, but make sure you learn something as well....................

HAHAHAHA yeah well i am usually the kind of guy that would have a prissy beat down, but i promised the girls i would be nice.... and im trying to go to the party in her pants:naughty: one of my roomates had one of his roomates last year turn gay on him, and he is a little on the edge right now so i think he might throw down on one of them, but yeah if this shit gets any worse im gonna murder someone... lol

and yeah the brake caliper thing is really not a worry when i have people actually trying to murder others on pcp....