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And Gorilla gorilla gorilla is the scientific name for the Western Lowland Gorilla. Family, genus, species. 
Shytheed Dumas said:And Gorilla gorilla gorilla is the scientific name for the Western Lowland Gorilla. Family, genus, species.
Yea, but it's not sentence.
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." can also be said as "Bison from upstate New York who are intimidated by other bison in their community also happen to intimidate other bison in their community."
But forget that, let's try something else.
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
Also, if lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
These are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools...
^Ok, Mike. How about this...
Why do they call it taking a shit when you don't take it anywhere? Shouldn't they call it leaving a shit!?
Why do they call it taking a shit when you don't take it anywhere? Shouldn't they call it leaving a shit!?
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
OK.... So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
There are three religious truths:
A. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
B. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
C. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
OK.... So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
There are three religious truths:
A. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
B. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
C. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
Fine, let's try something harder:
Einstein's principle of equivalence says that you can't tell the difference between being in a stationary elevator in a gravitational field and an accelerating elevator in free space. However, if the stationary elevator is in a field that has the magnitude of that of a black hole, your temperature will increase due to Hawking radiation. If you are accelerating in free space (at a value equal to g of the black hole) your temperature will increase according to the Davies-Unruh effect. However, the Hawking formula predicts a different temperature to the Davies-Unruh formula. So, we can imagine an experiment where we can measure this difference, and hence tell if the elevator is accelerating or not. Does this violate Einstein's principle of equivalence? If so, explain why.
Einstein's principle of equivalence says that you can't tell the difference between being in a stationary elevator in a gravitational field and an accelerating elevator in free space. However, if the stationary elevator is in a field that has the magnitude of that of a black hole, your temperature will increase due to Hawking radiation. If you are accelerating in free space (at a value equal to g of the black hole) your temperature will increase according to the Davies-Unruh effect. However, the Hawking formula predicts a different temperature to the Davies-Unruh formula. So, we can imagine an experiment where we can measure this difference, and hence tell if the elevator is accelerating or not. Does this violate Einstein's principle of equivalence? If so, explain why.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me .they're cramming for their final exam.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells
"THEIRS"?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me .they're cramming for their final exam.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells
"THEIRS"?
Supracentral said:
I recieved those, along with those others I posted, on an email once. Seeing those reminded me of it, so I thought I'd share
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JustAnotherVictim
Supramania Contributor
Men can be born and never grow hair in thier life. Tea time is for pussies. My eye told me that lightning bolt zig zagged damnit!
And ONETY ONE is cool you looser!
And ONETY ONE is cool you looser!
JustAnotherVictim
Supramania Contributor
