Indeed it is the first common point of relief for the crank case pressures. The oil dip stick is the first place, and some people ( i know about it on other turbo cars, not so much the 7M from experiance ) will use a zip tie and a small hose clamp or something like that to hold the dip stick in place. Chances are you have a clog in your PCV system. If you pull your valve covers and clean the nipples there (off the car) with carb cleaner to get all the deposits of oil and carbon out of there, you can clear it up. Then also clean the metal lines and the one to the throttle body. The carb cleaner will not harm your engine, just dont get it into your oil, because it will harm that and you bearing surfaces. You can use engine brushes to clean out the crank case evac holes as well. Make sure you dont break one off. Easy to check your crank to see if it is warped, is to measure each opening with a micrometer, and make sure they are equil at both sides. Like where the caps are, and then the farthest place from them. Its possible the seals blew out because your crank is warped, but unlikely. Its normally a pressure build up that would blow a seal, if not dry rotting.