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dammit, the gay bar is down on 9th guys...

yup, that's it. ving rhames. omg was that part hilarious!

i'm the exact opposite of you non-hard liquor drinkers, so it seems according to my internal workings. lol. ...and we have an international talk like a pirate day?!?!?!?! WHY THE HELL DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS!

tank

:werd: no strings attached. any ladies reading this who want to do nothing but f**k, email me! :naughty:

:D pulp fiction has the be THEE ONLY movie i haven't seen in the theater, and it was proably a good thing. NON-STOP laughter would've ensued, especially with the bruce willis/and the guy who's name i can't remember part.

glad it kinda cheered you up! :) well, atleast the dickhead didn't scratch to hard. like you said, it definitely could have been worse. good luck with the insurance vampires. :icon_conf

that entire movie never ceases to amaze me! hilarious. Modnar, sorry about the hijack! :D Jeff started it!!!!

lagged, ??supra, i told my friend to get me whatever he was going to drink from the packy. it was almost 9pm, the packy was about to close, and i wasn't with him at the time so i had him go get me something. boy, was that a mistake. this guy brings me two 40's of taste-like-crap STEEL RESERVE! i...

the vet clinic has an actual "time" set for doing surgery? lol? malpractice

:rofl: :rofl: yeah, definitely fucked up, but funny as hell! i was rolling around on my bed like a dumbass! seriously! that part caught me of guard.

they call taking out some dead persons organs a harvest? :rofl:

No clue about the seat, but, YES!, do what it takes to get the car road worthy FIRST! Especially, if you are new to the Mkiii. Get the car running better than it did brand new before attempting any modifications. Take some time and use the search function in your upper right. Stay n/a for a...

sorry to hear man. :( do you have any idea on who could have done it? speaking of pulp fiction... i was watching it the other night, and you guys know the part when Lance and Vincent leave those dudes apartment after killing everybody but the black dude and they take him along with them...

i agree, but i drank two 40's the other night and almost puked, lol.

:rofl: good one. 12:00pm

thanks guys! :) as far as driver protection goes, that's bs. i've seen pictures of mkiii's totaling 18-wheelers, 80mph head-on collisions with power line poles where the windshield didn't even crack, and the driver walked away. our cars are freaking tanks. If I was President, I would tell...