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Mallrats. "You're getting a lion?" "Yeah." "Why?" "To protect my shit." "Never heard of a dog?" "Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion." "Yeah, that's true."

Happy Gilmore! "I will motivate you.. if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!"

Is that the Apex dual N1 exhaust, like they have for 240SXs?

Boondock Saints "You gonna get used to wearin' them chains after a while, Luke. Don't you never stop listenin' to them clinking. 'Cause they gonna remind you of what I been saying. For your own good." "Wish you'd stop bein' so good to me, cap'n."

The one from your post is Orgazmo, the break-up scene. Same movie as "I'm not a super hero - I'm a latter-day saint!" "Maybe if they had Lava or something I coulda done a better job."

Well played, sir.

Small refund here. Last year was huge.

Your child should join the gang with the best dental plan.. which can be judged by the other gang member grillz.

I would take it as a sign that it's your time to go.

It's like a new Romeo and Juliet, one step further. Bill Shakespeare would represent, but only if the child wore a bandanna of the color blue.

If I had another Supra, and was in New Mexico, I would most certainly go on a nice stretch that I found when driving to Arizona from Wyoming. It was a "side highway" between an area south of Santa Fe on I-25, that cut diagonally between there and Lordsburg, bypassing Las Cruces where it meets...

He's a mean mofo. He named one of his kids Kevlar. I'd pay money to NOT fight him.

Pffft... it doesn't even go to 11!

A double-shot of apple cider vinegar.. follow it up with Pepto 60 minutes later, or sooner if you get really bad heartburn. Lotsa people were out sick from work the past couple of days.

I have about the same thing in Yuma, AZ. There is a weak car scene, high car theft rate, it is a drug trafficking town, a border town with tons of illegals and migrant workers for the farms. Old people drive down from the northern US and Canada, and they multiply the population during the...

He doesn't look THAT much like Sean Astin. To me he looks much more like John Candy, which is fitting because he's Canadian.

Meh, if that's the best choice from a new album, I might have to pass. I've heard much better from them. I saw them 3 years ago in Pensacola when they were with the Jagermeister tour. It was a pretty good show.

No shit. He was just too lazy or stupid to go get a better tool. Let me get this straight: He couldn't punch a hole in a wall with what he had. He gets a .22 and shoots through the wall, and "accidentally" into his wife. After going through the wall, the .22 had enough velocity to kill...

Except Daddy's love.

That's a big fucking tarantula on his head.