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  1. Kai

    Religion rant (if easily offended, should probably not enter)

    Well you can turn me over, cause i'm done on this side. I guess in that case, because of my vehement disbelief in any high power or god, preferring to rely logical thought and explanations for things, i'm obviously going to burn in hell, seeing as i will NEVER submit to religion... "I believe...
  2. Kai

    Religion rant (if easily offended, should probably not enter)

    To quote the matrix - i dont believe in fate, i dont like the idea that i'm not in control of my own life.
  3. Kai

    Religion rant (if easily offended, should probably not enter)

    I thought everyone of us here worshipped supranicus, the roman god of blown head gaskets? ;) Oh and the peanut butter i have here is illegal cause it contains corn syrup - which is about as illegal as cocaine here.
  4. Kai

    Religion rant (if easily offended, should probably not enter)

    It's all america's fault for making this peanut butter, its so good, it is actually illegal to posess here. Had to have it smuggled into the country in a 'care package' :D
  5. Kai

    Religion rant (if easily offended, should probably not enter)

    I'm so dense, i float in water.
  6. Kai

    Religion rant (if easily offended, should probably not enter)

    House burning down? Not my job - they should have bought a smoke alarm - it aint my job to point out the flamin obvious ;)
  7. Kai

    Religion rant (if easily offended, should probably not enter)

    *puts shoes in the freezer* :P
  8. Kai

    Religion rant (if easily offended, should probably not enter)

    Lets put an end to this now - I AM GOD ALMIGHTY AND I SAY YOU MUST ALL EAT PEANUT BUTTER! :D