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I hope you're open to finding out what your balls taste like.

It's not a Hello Kitty car, either, douche. :P I do, however, own a Hello Kitty waffle maker.

Damien is most certainly NOT a "Barbie car," you pricks. :icon_mad::icon_mad::icon_mad::icon_mad::icon_mad::icon_mad::icon_mad::icon_mad:

God, I died a little inside just typing that...

But guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys. They're so speeeeeeshuuuul! You can't reprimand them! It'll crush their creativiteeeeeeee and hurt their widdle seff esteeeeeeeems.

Interesting.

Some of the sites I'm on with a bunch of religious nutters are losing their goddamn minds right now.

Kentucky?? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20110104/us_ac/7528340_dead_birds_and_fish_in_arkansas_kentucky_and_louisiana http://www.wpsdlocal6.com/news/local/Woman-reports-dozens-of-dead-birds-in-her-yard-112830524.html

Oh, dude. I cannot drink anything with so much as a DROP of 151 in it lest I spew all over the place.

I just posted about that on FB. They're trying to play off the birds dying as them being "stressed by the weather." Right.

It's a 125 gallon saltwater tank. Just the rock and the coral in it is worth $1k, but we don't have time for the tank anymore and kind of desperately want it gone to a new home.

Tequila and I used to have a great relationship. I was happy and party-time Theresa with tequila. We've gone through a real bitter divorce. Now I'm headachey and pass-out-on-the-couch-in-odd-positions-for-three-hours Theresa with tequila. And I am crushed by this, because I used to REALLY...

I have our fishtank listed on craigslist for $1200. Some moron offered me $400 for it since "that's all he had leftover from buying his kids Christmas presents." I didn't bother to reply, because I knew if I did, it wouldn't have been pretty.

Gatorade or Powerade is about the same thing. I don't drink nearly as much as I used to since I absolutely hate throwing up, so I avoid being hungover if at all possible. :P

I always found gatorade and saltine crackers help. Of course, if I KNOW I'm going to get my drink on like I mean it, I eat a vitamin and two advil before I go to bed, and drink as much water as my body can stand.

Oh, I enjoyed my night, too, but I stay the fuck off the roads on NYE. The people around here can't drive for shit sober, I sure as hell refuse to have anything to do with them when they've been partying or drinking. ...and I take my sleep super seriously. -.-

Watched Terminator 2, now we're watching MST:3K. And, uh... now I'm going to bed. Yes. I'm going to bed before midnight. On New Year's Eve. I may be totally lame. I also may have been awake since 6:30 for work.

We got snow for Christmas, too. OMFG I love snow!!!

That was an "us" gift from you. :P