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Today was supposed to be my first day back to work after taking 10 days off for surgery. And what happens? I wake up yuking. FTMFL.

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Doing well: http://www.badrap.org/rescue/vick/now.html

Well, it's the 25th now here on the east coast, and it's Mike's birthday. He doesn't want me to tell you he's 40. Love you! :love:

HALP!

Here. Stop whining in other threads about being overweight and undersexed. At least we can keep it in one place.

Yay! So, below, you will find nice appetizing pics of my innards from my surgery last week. Top left: Not sure what part of my anatomy we're looking at, but the stuff that looks like saran wrap is scar tissue. It even has its own fat supply. HUZZAH! Top right...

So, as most of you probably know, the dance craze of 2007 was the "Crank dat soulja boy" dance which was made by some kid that's either named soulja boy or soulja boy tellem or hurricane chris or whatever the hell his name is. In the song, lil bow wow or whoever does a dance called the...

Having to wait in nervous anticipation of pending surgery sucks. Slicing Theresa open in 8 hours....

I just wish this were here in GA.... -.- http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/01/09/ross.ok.slow.drivers.beware.ktul

http://www.clearspring.com/ See "featured widget" Also: Humorous review of Cloverfield (spoiler alert) I got to see Cloverfield Monster Goes Apeshit two weeks ago. We’ve been on double shifts at Wetzel’s Pretzels because we’re selling these goddamn frosting and cinnamon pretzels...

but considering how horrible I feel today, I needed some cheering up. :: DUCKS :: http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1361438037

ULTRAM is AWESOME! :icon_bigg :icon_bigg :icon_bigg

edit: Yeah, just kidding. I have a raging case of tonsilitis. Yay antibiotics and steroids.

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Some serious handwork. Doesn't start until about 50 seconds in, so if you start to get bored, just fast forward a little bit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

I'm getting ready for work (Mike's long gone), and I keep hearing water running. I look and look and look; nothing's on. I go downstairs to open garage to leave. Hm. Sound of running water MUCH louder. I open the side door. Giant pool o' water in the driveway. I investigate...

Mike's working WAY WAY WAY late.... HERE! This will kill some time! http://www.addictinggames.com/fivedifferences.html

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