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even though they're old, they could have had grandkids, or nieces/nephews or something over.. Its not a ghost or anything.. just a weird pattern... try ammonia and hot water.. it will clear it right up

I've always wanted to deliver a pizza in an MKIV..LOL

Its not hardwired to come out the peen

lol..thats about all I can say.. LOL

Fuck wondering where its going to come out.. WHERE IS THE AMENOTIC (sp) FLUID going to come out? How the fuck is HER minus penis 's water going to break and where is it going to go?

No, they'll do a c-section on HER

Oh holy hell on earth... What the fuck?!? I think if this is true, this man is deranged!!! seriously.. Lord have mercy its in Oregon... Now you guys know I'm going to have to go investigate this, dont you.. This will drive me completely batshit Edit: From what I gather from a friend over in...

is it wrong of me to be impressed that a 13 year old actually pulled off being a pimp... Seriously.. At least we know she's getting an education to be that smart.. I give her an A for being an entrepreneur.. wrong business though..LOL

Hey Casshole Warren ;)

Congrats!!! Awesome pay raise chica!!

Wow,you've raped me of my precious time.. but its fucking hilarious.. I PMed the douche on AIM.. LOL

DEAR ABBY: I'm a divorced single mother with a 13-year-old daughter I'll call "Gia." We live next door to an attractive 62-year-old widow I'll call "Doris," who has become like a grandmother to Gia and a dear friend to me. Last night I went to my daughter's room and found her standing on a...

snowed here a bit today..

He has this "Cute but will eat your soul" look to him

IMO, if I knew the turbo was bad.. I would have taken it out instantly, and returned it.. If he didnt take it back, I would have crammed it up his ass.. LOL

Has anyone mentioned GWAR or TWIZTID?

A lot of the time, your credit card companies have arrangement centers that can arrange payments outside of your monthly payment (if you're behind).. Honestly though, do avoid Debt Collection..Its similar to a "negative amortization" loan.. You make low monthly payments, but they tack on the...

I've tried.. I guess if the idea doesnt start with a penis, it doesnt float... Wait, thats right.. You've started one.. Damn, my theory doest hold up does it? ;)

Yes you Mark... You stalking Miss 200hp (or I'd like to say 300hp with APC stickers)

From the sounds of it, she's a real tight ass, isnt she?