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  1. drunk_medic

    Foodpoisoning FTLLLL~!

    In the past 3 months I have thrown up violently from drinking twice, so I curbed that behavior, but I have now suffered food poisoning twice. WTF is wrong with me?! I've emptied my insides out so many times last night - I really am miserable. If I'm not throwing up, I'm rocketing yoohoo out of...
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    Home Owners - Any Advice?

    I got out of the military and am very close to securing a good paying job. It's time for me and my wife to buy a place to live. We are really looking to get a 2-3 bedroom condo. We each have our wants for features we need in a place to live, and I think we may have found a place for major...
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    New Acer monitor - GREAT buy

    I don't know if any of you are in the market for a LCD monitor, but if you are, head down to your local Circuit City and check out the Acer 2216WBD. Since the beginning of summer, I had been looking at the 2416 model monitor [the 24" widescreen monitor] which was more than $700 at that time...
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    Canyon Carvers - great place in NM!

    If you love the twisties, I have found a place for you! I was on my way from Wyoming to Arizona, so I took I-25 south through Colorado and New Mexico. Well, past Santa Fe and Alburquerque I saw that there was a way to bypass Las Cruces by taking a route going to the southwest, potentially...
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    Almost arrested for something absurd

    This 3-day weekend starts off with a bang! I separate from the military in less than 40 days, so instead of my 3 subordinates getting their performance reports in January, they are considered overdue NOW. Of course, I was notified of this just before I left the deployed location, and I don't...
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    Back "home"

    I returned from 3 months in the middle-east tonight. My unit killed lotsa bad guys. I wish I could go into great detail, but unfortunately - you know how that goes. I managed to lose 35 lbs and get down to 160. The love handles disappeared, and I am pretty happy with myself. Now the trick is to...
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    How do you guys feel about this?

    "FEMA cards bought diamonds, erotica GAO finds $1 billion in potentially fraudulent disaster relief Tuesday, June 13, 2006; Posted: 11:00 p.m. EDT (03:00 GMT) WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Problems with the distribution of federal disaster assistance after hurricanes Katrina and Rita caused...
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    Do your own oil changes!

    So, let me start by explaining a little... This is not a how-to, but more of an informative post and a little bit of complaining about products and services. I usually do my own oil changes, but last time I dropped by a local place. I don't want to complain about their speed, service, or...
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    It really DOES happen$#&%*!!!!

    Guys, if you for one minute thought that locker room and sorrority fantasies of hot naked girls wandering around or chicks in lingerie in pillow fights were unrealistic, I have news for YOU! Tonight I went to the gym, with my wife. This has become a ritual lately - an unsaid New Year's...
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    Commercials!

    Man, they are getting really risque with some of the commercials. Anyone seen the mobile phone gaming commercials? There is one with a hooker in bra and panties riding an old guy in a hotel room and she's saying "you can't die on me, senator!". She starts bouncing on him, beating his chest. It...
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    In the spirit of Chuck Norris - Bill Brasky

    Many of you may or may not remember the Saturday Night Live skits about Bill Brasky. It is basically a bunch of drunk businessmen at a bar, a funeral, a little-league game or some other place, where they are bragging about the great feats of a co-worker or person they know named Bill Brasky...
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    My Cat, My buddy

    I'm feeling kinda sad, guys. I'm normally not a terribly emotional person, but one of my best friends is dying. His name is Eddie, and he is an all black domestic shorthair cat. He is only about 2 1/2 years old and I've had him since the day he was born. I am about 99% positive that he is dying...
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    Subaru's and their sound

    Man, tonight I was riding my bike back from the mini-mart down the street, and I got to hear a Subie close-up from a stop at a light. I don't know what it was exactly [WRX I am pretty sure] It seriously confirmed what I thought I had heard all along - they sound BAD! That's bad, as in NOT GOOD...
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    Hybrids to save gas money? I'll stay with my 3.0 I-6 running premium

    http://www.cnn.com/2005/AUTOS/09/23/hybrid_alternatives/index.html
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    Liberalism VS. the Katrina Disaster and the USA

    Failure of an idea ... and a people In his 1935 State of the Union Address, FDR spoke to a nation mired in the Depression, but still marinated in conservative values: "Continued dependence" upon welfare, said FDR, "induces a spiritual disintegration fundamentally destructive to the...
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    Katrina Relief Efforts Not Quick Enough? Pffft..

    Jack Kelly: No shame The federal response to Katrina was not as portrayed It is settled wisdom among journalists that the federal response to the devastation wrought by Hurricane Katrina was unconscionably slow. "Mr. Bush's performance last week will rank as one of the worst ever during a...
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    "George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People"

    Kayne West: Misguided Dipshit. Did anyone see the Hurricane Katrina benefit concert where Kayne West stuck his foot in his mouth and made himself look like a complete idiot? Not only did he veer from the teleprompter script, but he couldn't speak very coherently. From The Washington...
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    Just to clear up about me...The Legend of Drunk_Medic

    I'm not a big drinker.. ..and I'm not in the medical profession. -So where did my online persona originate? In 1998, a certain little game called "Half-Life" became Game of the Year for the PC. I bought a copy of it for $5 in Korea. When I brought it home, I played the game a little, and...
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    Funny, short

    Dudes, this is just a typical ricer thing, for which I am sorry I did not have my digital camera... Honda Civic + gay body kit + cut springs + cardboard box stuck under nose while driving = hillarity. Silly ricer, dicks are for chicks.
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    PSP [PlayStation Portable] - Late post

    Well, I am on vacation and finally got my hands on a PSP. My first impressions were "Well, it has the processing power of a PS2, alot of cool features that I have heard about, and the little machine looks awesome". I played with it and I have to say that the screen is simply amazing. You are...