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I'm not bitchin, the S2 is apart of the group! I don't discriminate against cars just owners lol.

-We return with MidKnights ass violently flapping, Sir Shawn throwing up from being covered in poo, and Bird laughing hysterically. One of the V-tecs on a mini steed that had a badge that read S2000 yells out " My name is Paul! I'm a friend! Fallow me to safety!" Bird and Sir Shawn look at...

Was writing a story and my fucking phone deleted the next segment.....

- Bird and Sir Shawn pushed their steeds to the limit to escape the V-Tec bandits. Midknight was a bit faster than Sir Shawns Albino queen and took lead. But something was wrong.... "Bird your steed is putting off a horrid stench!" just as Sir Shawn mentioned that MidKnight began to lift her...

Passing federal Way :P

- Bird and Sir Shawn head to a nearby cave before sun down. As they ride they hear a sound that jumps up in tone. "....That can't be what I think it is." Bird says. Sir Shawn replys " O Fiddle sticks!! " The 2 men are surrounded by multi colored steeds with what appears to be war paint on the...

LMFAO ok with that ill make a new thread. Also no I don't work in a cubicle and its not the other reason some may think!! It will be a mystery :P

By the way alot of shit won't make sense but I couldn't think of something relevant to that time zone. Example a starter for a work horse ( starter for a truck ) the more bored I get the funnier it is apparently. That last scene I just didn't care and had no material because Shawn is a weird...

Aight so I got bored of waiting for Princess Faye to reply so I started making these stories for her daily. Mainly its focused on events that have happened while in the group but I do throw in random parts. I'm posting some of these up because fuck it that's why :P The skit starts when...

mainly because Shawn texted me lol. Also I owe villy a text so he's next in line :P but who knows what I'll do when drunk. At least in person you all haven't seen the funny shit I do that I don't remember but was caught on tape by a few friends ( not sharing that lol we will make our own...

The***!!! Fuckin hell I might get a new phone today Sent from my retarded phone :P

Keep in mind I was drunk Shawn lol and tea retarded phone strikes again Sent from my retarded phone :P

This is the pic you sent Shawn Sent from my retarded phone :P

Drunk text with Shawn: " Bit suay don't use nitrollk that shit vacd for toror. Just built motor is terad of nos Nos is for fagab. Build motor! Haha sorry drunk lahaga Fukjet you ass hat lol " Decrypt what I was saying to him and win a prize :P SHAWN YOU CANT PLAY BECAUSE ITS...

I wake up and see this lol. I love the attention! Sent from my retarded phone :P

I think I was trying to call someone a ass hat and that the turbo idea about it being named after me was a good idea.....yay for no hangover lol Sent from my retarded phone :P

hahah you has hat! I kinda like sfhe idea of that having my own bake for turbo broples. Bahaha Sent from my retarded phone :P

Its all love!!! :P Also we might get drunk again this Saturday, I'll be cooking this time, plus I need you 2 to kick my ass so I can finish the damn turbo! Sent from my retarded phone :P

God damn im ugly!! :D Sent from my retarded phone :P

Yep I like! Would be cool if we can add our user names also Sent from my retarded phone :P