one day a blonde noticed that her car was not working so she took it to the mechanic after 15 minutes he came back and said that the car was fixed "what was wrong."she asked "just crap in the carborater." he replies
the blonde pulls a face and says "how often should I do that?"...
A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.
He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation...
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not...
One night a blond nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.
"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you...
umm.. I just dream about women... never really a supra dream.. I think mabe I ran from the cops once in a dream and the targa was off too... but that dream happened shortly after I sold my supra..
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