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mcpcola

mcpcola

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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some apples. As he neared the
pond, he heard voice s shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."


Moral: Old men can still think fast
 
mcpcola

mcpcola

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An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: "A can of peaches". The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied "6". The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The Judge said, "What is it?" The husband said "She also stole a can of peas".
 
92turbo4life

92turbo4life

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holy hell...lmao i like the stealin one...lol
on my myspace this mornin there is a guy with a 2.5gt tt mk3 and he has a gurlfriend with a 89 turbo i think and she sent me a joke or something and it said....

you know you own a supra when you would sell your left nut to get a pair of jdm taillight covers but a guy with a riced out ride getting some 50$ altezz's is gay...lol i thaught hat was funny..,... anymore?
 
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92turbo4life said:
holy hell...lmao i like the stealin one...lol
on my myspace this mornin there is a guy with a 2.5gt tt mk3 and he has a gurlfriend with a 89 turbo i think and she sent me a joke or something and it said....

you know you own a supra when you would sell your left nut to get a pair of jdm taillight covers but a guy with a riced out ride getting some 50$ altezz's is gay...lol i thaught hat was funny..,... anymore?
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i posted a top ten list on myspace. had the top 10 reasons you know your a mk3 owner.

Top Ten Signs You Own A MKIII Supra
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10. You've ever wondered how much boost your leaf blower puts out.

9. You have a deep and unhealthy hatred of Ford Probes.

8. You think Camaros are light.

7. "V6" is a swear word.

6. You'd sell your left nut on the Chinese black market for a set of 89+ JDM taillights, but ricers with $49 Altezzas are "ghey".

5. Your t-shirt has a picture of an impeller on it.

4. You buy Khumo Supras just for posterity.

3. You once received valve shims for your birthday.

2. Your parents don't blink when you mention your "DP" at the dinner table.

1. You know the exact date that you bought your car, but you forgot your girlfriend's birth...Girlfriend? Where'd she go anyway? I haven't seen her since I pawned her gold fillings to pay for my 60-1 wheel. That b****. I stripped my spare tire, jack and back seats to make up for her fat a** and she doesn't even stick around? WTF?
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- you can talk in morse code to another mk3 supra owner "yeah i had bhg in #6 and plan on getting a hks mhg and arp hw to fix it."

14. u listen more too your supras engine that u listen to the girl in the passenger seat.

17) you walk to school in the blizzard so your car can sit in the garage.
18) you wash your car when its -20 below
20) You always park your car the way you can see it from all angles, and circle it around everytime you get in and leave
When you have lost friends and girlfriends because you spend too much time and money on the car.
every time you set eyes on it your immediatly filled with intense feelings of overwheling joy, frustration and anger all rolled up into one.

you round all speed limits up to the power of 10

every stop includes religeously checking all fluids, intensly listing to the motor, and doing a engine diagnostic. (now that mike showed me how)
**) you feel like somethings wrong because you didnt have your supra on jackstands today.

**) you drive around for 20 mins. looking for a station with 93 octane

**) you catch yourself revving the engine in short revs at around 2500 rpm to check for rod knock before you shut it off.

**) neighbors stop asking questions, they just smile and nod.

**) your able to change sparkplugs in 10 mins flat.

**) it takes you longer to go over a speed bump then it does to go down the quarter mile.(if lowered)
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there are a TON more, i can keep going...
 
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